Better late than never

By onehundredpercenteffed - 14/08/2009 01:46 - United States

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Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 556
You deserved it 21 020
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MaxOfMetal 0

OMG! A girl is better at giving another girl an ******?!?!?! ALERT THE PRESSES!!!!!!!!

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drakerd 0

You're seriously whinging about getting a threesome?

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AntiChrist7 0

Dude, you have a threesome and you're still not happy? Jump off a cliff then

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FuzzyWalnuts 0

FYL but you kinda deserve it for not knowing the general area where the gspot is located. I'm 18 and have only had four girlfriends and I know where the gspot is

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UncleverName_FYL 0

#75 There are no words to describe how retarded you are. OP stop your bitching

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Bloodknight 22

you deserve it for not being able to satisfy your woman!

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Anbell89 0

I'm thinking that wasn't her first time messing around with a friend... She's most def getting a little pick me up every now and then with her friend. Just be glad she thought about you enough to include you in the threesome ;-)..

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molitov 0

as a woman, i feel like it's not the mans fault if she isn't climaxing. she needs to communicate what she likes. it's her own fault for faking it, he wouldn't know she wasn't into what he is doing. and g spot is way less effective for most women than clitoral orgasms. FYI 18 yr old guy... so it's not common knowledge for that reason. sorry your wife isn't kind enough to express what she enjoys

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thelonelylurker 0

At least you had a threesome.

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csigirl 0

Omg YES! Totally reminded me of that Friends episode. OP: Is your name Ross?

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guitarlover_fml 0

YES YES YES YES YES! Next time you should get a turkey sandwich :)

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Hellzyes 0

Maybe your FML should read "Today, after complaining about having a THREESOME with my wife and her friend, I realized I was gay. 2 kids and 5 years into my marriage." Maybe next time you should try bringing one of your own friends, see how he'll please your wife, you ungrateful ****.

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