Big dong

By Anonymous - 03/12/2015 14:02

Spicy
Today, I accidentally walked in on my dad as he was getting changed. Now I know genetics can be a real bitch. With such a massive difference in size, I have to question whether I'm even biologically related to this old three-legged git. FML
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smilevue 23

It's all in the technique. ;)

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dman798 18

Be confident in yourself and how you are

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samlovesham1234 9

Speaking as a woman and from experience, it's also about which positions are more pleasurable too.

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militarybrat 21

Some are growers some are showers. Besides, size doesnt matter its how you work it that does. And this is coming from a chick.

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deathshead 19

size doesnt just come from your father, remember your mothers side of the family has genetics too

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truckers_wife 23

unless you walked in on him when he had a boner, there's a chance he's not bigger than you are. the size of a penis when it is soft doesn't determine the size of it when it's hard. someone with a small penis can have a huge boner, and someone with a large penis might not grow much when it gets hard.

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PANDORUM89 21

it's actually proven that guys with larger Johnson's get less cookies because most girls are not willing to chance it or it won't fit without hurting. Unless you would prefer a life with less sex and more BJs then you don't want a larger Richard.

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labaro19 17

I'm gonna get hate for this and I don't mean it I'm sure you're fine op but Soooo his was huge?

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SecundusSecunda 27

Nah, it was tiny So tiny, in fact, that an FML spawned and made a 15 year old girl inquire of the tiny penis

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JohnnyWake0 13

I have to comment that I don't have a comment for that one

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Laynee90 5

did you know the more you play with it or the more sex you have it has a bigger chance to grow. also if you don't wear boxers and let it breath sometimes then it can grow to the side or not very much at all..

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bandaidstations 28

It's a muscle so yes, using it more will make it a bit bigger. It's not going to go from 3 or 4 to 7 or 8 inches though.

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drrobotnik1 18

because that's the umbrella they put all the sex stories under. they renamed it "intimacy" when the site bowdlerized itself once it became more popular and they made other larger changes, like changing the votes from "your life is ******" and "you totally deserved it" to "I agree your life sucks" and "you deserved it."

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