Big dong

By Anonymous - 03/12/2015 14:02

Spicy
Today, I accidentally walked in on my dad as he was getting changed. Now I know genetics can be a real bitch. With such a massive difference in size, I have to question whether I'm even biologically related to this old three-legged git. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 078
You deserved it 3 637
Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

smilevue 23

It's all in the technique. ;)

360 15
dman798 18

Be confident in yourself and how you are

307 17

Comments

Lalala579121 27

And size definitely doesn't matter for motorboating.

25 2
zaidthunder1 27

It's about the raw power in the motor of the boat.

3 10
enginsteve 17

It's about the torque in the raw power on the motor on the boat

5 1
ThrottleJockey 35

It's going to take a long time to get across the ocean with a trolling motor.

4 1
HotFrosty 14

It will be years before you will be able to look him in the eye without that image flashing in your brain. Welcome to therapy!

28 2
writergirl1029 17

After a certain point, big penises aren't even pleasurable for most women. Average is best, but "small" is good too if you know how to use it. Don't forget about your fingers and mouth, which most women prefer.

55 3
ShaynaMarie322 15

Don't be down! When females say it's not about size, it's how you use it, they're not lying. Promise.

41 1
captainsmegma 12

Daddy's got a big one. Now you know why mommy walks funny.

41 29
Dick_diamond 22

You made me lol. That deserves a thumbs up

6 22
kainpwnsu 19

*Eating breakfast* "Morning, mom" *Mom hobbles into kitchen, unbalanced* "Morning, son" *Son tries to un-imagine what just conspired*

1 0
magic_zack4 7

It's the motion of the ocean, not the size of the ship...It is called a ship because it carries all the seamen.

49 4
limegreenpoopie 31

I feel the same way with how pretty my mom is :(

20 6
leaannec30 18

for any girl who says bigger the better they have serious issues ... we are not built to insert baseball bats and call it pleasurable... big or small doesnt matter is about the talent behind the penis that matters. chin up hunni you will be just fine!

32 8
RedPillSucks 31

welcome to one of the social effects of the **** industry

20 0
tzuri4 11

Just the fact that you walked In on your dad changing is enough to be an FML.

25 3
derangedplanet 23

But what about the fact that his first thought was the size difference.... emotionally disturbed? only be his lack of a dick like his father's.

1 18
Miss_Whipped 43

It might just be something he's been insecure about for some time, and walking in on someone who is more endowed probably didn't help. Has nothing to do with being "emotionally disturbed."

19 1