Big dong

By Anonymous - 03/12/2015 14:02

Spicy
Today, I accidentally walked in on my dad as he was getting changed. Now I know genetics can be a real bitch. With such a massive difference in size, I have to question whether I'm even biologically related to this old three-legged git. FML
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smilevue 23

It's all in the technique. ;)

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dman798 18

Be confident in yourself and how you are

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BrailynRaylynn 22

Size comes from the mother's genes, not the father's (contrary to popular belief). Besides, size isn't everything.

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bobslawnservice 16

Reading all these folks say size doesn't matter makes me laugh. Some women like them big, some women like them small, some women don't care at all. The trick is to find someone you are compatible with.

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PANDORUM89 21

idky you're being downvoted, everything you said is true. Just because a girl thinks you're too small doesn't mean to another girl you wont be big or perfect. The opposite applies as well. one girl could think you're huge and not enjoy intimacy with you and another girl would be crazy about it. compatibility is important, our parts aren't universal when it comes to having enjoyable sex for both people.

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rav3njustic3 18

who's got the biggest? lol Kik me.!!! @always_his_

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uatittielicker 10

as long as you don't have a micropenis I think you will be okay

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davincidasecond 24

Count your blessings, friend. It's a bitch to find a woman who can take it when you're a good deal above average.

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