Big dong

By Anonymous - 03/12/2015 14:02

Spicy
Today, I accidentally walked in on my dad as he was getting changed. Now I know genetics can be a real bitch. With such a massive difference in size, I have to question whether I'm even biologically related to this old three-legged git. FML
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smilevue 23

It's all in the technique. ;)

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dman798 18

Be confident in yourself and how you are

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Lonewolf148 18

Lolz. It's ok man. Just sleep with some randoms and you'll feel better!

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Patriots21 14

Way to make it obvious how big of a douche you are.

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BeautifulMine 16

yeah, because nothing makes your dick feel bigger like an std.

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countryb_cth 38

I didn't know that genital warts made your dick look bigger. Learn something new every day.

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aecribb 14

Well if you get the right STD I suppose it could cause swelling, but still

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AdiraNightshade 8

don't worry bro, when u meet Mr. /mrs. right then size won't matter to her/him! =)

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Richard6036 13

It's funny all the people who say size doesn't matter have small dicks, and people who say I tried my best, all ready failed. Remember the person who comes in second is the first loser , just the facts but making love is not just a technique reserved for the penis !! Just the facts

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Kiernan151 25

If you're too big then it can hurt your partner, it's best to be average...

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militarybrat 21

Well you sir are correct. I did say size doesnt matter and my dick is small. Mostly because im a woman.

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derangedplanet 23

I love it. size can be nice at times. let's be honest. but they are right. it can hurt a good deal. I mean your body can get used to it and and accommodate, but the first time or two...it won't be all that pleasant for her. trust me. better hope he hasn't had sex in a while because then at least he'll come fast.

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DoomedGemini 37

Please, tell me more about how you know more about what's pleasurable to women than women.

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RedPillSucks 31

someone spends way too much time watching ****, and not enough with real women

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bsmallz3 12

My friend Ron on the internet said he used these pills? Maybe you should look into it.

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countryb_cth 38

That kinda makes it sound like a dark interweb drug deal.

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TheLastCenturion 19

Don't worry, OP. You'll do just fine as long as you know what to do. Size doesn't matter if you've got the skills. ;)

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SecundusSecunda 27

Like the history channel guy says "Aliens" Sorry your genetics got screwed up man It happened to a lot of us lol

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Railroader 16

Maybe you still have room to grow.

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jeffprobs 29

Unless your sticking your dick in a hallway, you'll be fine ;) girls are more mental than physical atleast the ones ive been with

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DoomedGemini 37

Why would you stick your dick in a hallway? That doesn't seem very pleasurable at all, and you could expose yourself! Are you trying to get op arrested??

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mollybelle 13

#96 Assuming you're not being sarcastic, dick (or hotdog as I've heard) in a hallway -> girl is very loose/doesn't do kegels.

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ladycoco8 20

It's definitely in how you use it, not the size. I've had my fair share of experiences and the average is typically better than the large. But I've also never had a bad experience with large ones, only small. Also I don't know. You'll be fine (:

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Railroader 16

I lost track of what you were trying to say.

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tiredofwaiting 25

It is not the size that matters it is how you use it that matters. Big is not always better trust me.

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