Speaking as an old man I am a hair above the average mark and my father was **** star big (he used to walk around nude *shudder*) and out of the double digits I have been privileged to be with only one said I was too small. But I think she was just being mean because I broke it off with her. Even if she was being honest I look at it this way.... Can't please everyone.

My boyfriend had the reverse, his dad used to walk around naked and he'd giggle coz he was bigger than his dad. Honestly though, trying to fit it in takes a lot of foreplay and its painful for the both of us, it rips at his foreskin going in and then hits my stomach once its there.

your gender says female on my phone...

don't worry dicks actually get biggerr with age they are made entirely of cartilage which continues to grow forever if I really have a small dick you should work on your tongue skills

Sounds like your dad is a massive dick. ;)

I want a follow-up on this fml post.

Here i thought i was clever when i called mine "My 3rd arm" :( your dad's called his "3rd leg"... TRIPOD anyone?

plot twist 2 dad's and got the other ones junk

(this is gonna sound wierd but) You probably got your moms dick

It's not the size of the boat that matters, it's the motion of the ocean. Trust me though, it still takes a heck of a long time to get to England in a row boat...