Birthday Girl

By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 413 867
You deserved it 21 871

Same thing different taste

Top comments

xyzstephzyx 0

best friend...? Yeah, right. punch her in the mouth, that *****. happy birthday!

Aetius_fml 0

At least you have a cool dentist

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mehwhateverr 0

Your fiance and 'best friend' are messed up. You're better off without them. Happy Birthday. And I think what the dentist did was cute. XD

there's no way that someone who you decided to marry would break up with you one your birthday. Same goes for your best friend. Stop lying. If you're gonna lie, at least make it funny, not just some terrible day.

Yha, you deserve a lot better. Tell your ex to go **** himself, tell your ex best to kick rocks in flip-flops, n then go on a vacation. Treat yourself.

happy birthday, and as much as my birthday might've sucked (mine is today aswell) yours is worse. hope you feel better bud.

Happy Birthday! Hope the next one doesn't suck as hard.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! IM SURE HE WOULDA BEEN A SHITTY HUSBAND ANYWAYS!!! AND DUMP YOUR "BEST FRIEND" , SHE SUCKS!!!!!

I'm guessing she's not ur bff nemore....but at least ur dentist likes u. Happy birthday!

What dentist do you go to where they call you and sing happy birthday????? Lucky bitch....

fieryice 0

oh i'm so sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!