Birthday Girl
By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States
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By hopeless - 08/04/2011 15:03
there's no way that someone who you decided to marry would break up with you one your birthday. Same goes for your best friend. Stop lying. If you're gonna lie, at least make it funny, not just some terrible day.
#149 is right on the money
Yha, you deserve a lot better. Tell your ex to go **** himself, tell your ex best to kick rocks in flip-flops, n then go on a vacation. Treat yourself.
happy birthday, and as much as my birthday might've sucked (mine is today aswell) yours is worse. hope you feel better bud.
Happy Birthday! Hope the next one doesn't suck as hard.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! IM SURE HE WOULDA BEEN A SHITTY HUSBAND ANYWAYS!!! AND DUMP YOUR "BEST FRIEND" , SHE SUCKS!!!!!
I'm guessing she's not ur bff nemore....but at least ur dentist likes u. Happy birthday!
What dentist do you go to where they call you and sing happy birthday????? Lucky bitch....
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best friend...? Yeah, right. punch her in the mouth, that *****. happy birthday!
At least you have a cool dentist