Friends, Birthday and Dentist: Birthday Girl

Birthday Girl

By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML

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You deserved it 21 871

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By andi0804 - 05/08/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 881

You deserved it 3 588

By dentistftw - 08/08/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, it's my 22nd birthday. The only person who remembered was the dentist who sent me a postcard in the mail. I stopped going to him four years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 982

You deserved it 2 901

By Anonymous - 24/06/2011 23:36 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 135

You deserved it 4 243

Ignore! Ignore!

By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 22:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I was at a job interview when my phone started ringing. It was my mom, so I quickly hit "Ignore", which was probably for the best since she was obviously drunk. She left a voicemail in which she sang "Happy Birthday" to me. It's not my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 762

You deserved it 129

By misswhiskers - 28/02/2011 11:21 - Australia

Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 087

You deserved it 3 368

A nickname that sticks

By Anonymous - 24/03/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 872

You deserved it 10 532

By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 178

You deserved it 3 293

Billy no-mates

By Anonymous - 13/08/2020 02:01

Today, I feel both happy and jealous of my father. It's his birthday and he has received over 100 times more phone calls than me. I'd had two: one from my local bank manager and one from my girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 316

You deserved it 285

By EKG - 11/02/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, after being in the hospital for 2 days with no visitors, I got my first phone call. It was my best friend asking if he could date my ex girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 731

You deserved it 2 595

By hopeless - 08/04/2011 15:03

Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML

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You deserved it 3 998

xyzstephzyx 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:04

best friend...? Yeah, right. punch her in the mouth, that *****. happy birthday!

Aetius_fml 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:04

At least you have a cool dentist

Comments

ilovefmlife 0

Friday 15 May 2009 1:18

:'( I'm so sorry. Look at least you saved yourself from marrying a complete DICK and a bonus you got rid of STUPID **** best friend. But you probably cared for them a lot and your probably really depressed. Don't be your going to look back at this years from now and be really happy this happened.

AmpulexCompressa 0

Friday 15 May 2009 1:20

I'm going to be honest: the dentist thing makes me want to cry.

ThiboDude 0

Friday 15 May 2009 1:20

*HUG*

Inoku 0

Friday 15 May 2009 1:25

#136, 137, and 138 are all less funny than I thought physically possible. Anyway, OP: if it's an heirloom, mail the ring back to his grandmother or whatever. Don't give it to him directly. Attach a note saying what he did and why it's being mailed back. If it's not an heirloom, sell it and go wild.

hahalifesucks 0

Friday 15 May 2009 1:32

I think we're all in agreement with PAWN the ring!!! But Happy Birthday!! Take the money and treat yourself to something nice. Oh and as for your "best friend", well karma is a bitch.

sublime87 0

Friday 15 May 2009 1:32

Look at it this way, at least you found out now that he's a lying cheating bastard. And that your "best friend" is a *****. You could've found out years from now after you'd married and had kids. That would've been MUCH harder. That's what I kept telling myself after my ex-fiancee dumped me (then made out with random men but refuses to admit he's gay, idk, yours is way worse but I feel your pain). It really helped me think about the bigger picture and realize that it would've been MUCH worse to have to start over 10 years down the road. Try to think of it as you're one step closer to the person you're SUPPOSED to be with. And find a new best friend who won't jump in the sack with your man. I know people can't help how they feel but they sure can help what they choose to do about it. Anyway, happy birthday and I hope you don't let this ruin future birthdays. Today is the first day of the rest of your life! P.S. You have an awesome dentist.