Birthday Girl
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By hopeless - 08/04/2011 15:03
:'( I'm so sorry. Look at least you saved yourself from marrying a complete DICK and a bonus you got rid of STUPID **** best friend. But you probably cared for them a lot and your probably really depressed. Don't be your going to look back at this years from now and be really happy this happened.
#136, 137, and 138 are all less funny than I thought physically possible. Anyway, OP: if it's an heirloom, mail the ring back to his grandmother or whatever. Don't give it to him directly. Attach a note saying what he did and why it's being mailed back. If it's not an heirloom, sell it and go wild.
Look at it this way, at least you found out now that he's a lying cheating bastard. And that your "best friend" is a *****. You could've found out years from now after you'd married and had kids. That would've been MUCH harder. That's what I kept telling myself after my ex-fiancee dumped me (then made out with random men but refuses to admit he's gay, idk, yours is way worse but I feel your pain). It really helped me think about the bigger picture and realize that it would've been MUCH worse to have to start over 10 years down the road. Try to think of it as you're one step closer to the person you're SUPPOSED to be with. And find a new best friend who won't jump in the sack with your man. I know people can't help how they feel but they sure can help what they choose to do about it. Anyway, happy birthday and I hope you don't let this ruin future birthdays. Today is the first day of the rest of your life! P.S. You have an awesome dentist.
Ouch. I'm sorry, love. There are better friends and boyfriends out there, waiting for you to meet them. Happy birthday, for what it's worth.
Aw, happy birthday. At least your dentist is cool. :D
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best friend...? Yeah, right. punch her in the mouth, that *****. happy birthday!
At least you have a cool dentist