Birthday Girl

By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 413 847
You deserved it 21 866

Same thing different taste

Top comments

xyzstephzyx 0

best friend...? Yeah, right. punch her in the mouth, that *****. happy birthday!

Aetius_fml 0

At least you have a cool dentist

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Phlecks 0

I say again, people who say YDI for things like this are asses.

No one reads rules. @169, 161, 126, 152 Stop calling stuff fake. I bet you all will BAWWWWWWWWWWW when we call your stuff fake, and it's probably real. Happy Birthday.

I first I was like, "What's so bad about having somebody sing to you?" Then I realized the importance of that 3rd call. Damn, that sucks

etb815 0

oh suck it up. ya know how many calls i got on my birthday? 0.

So... you mean... your EX-fiancee. What a terrible birthday. At least the dentist's office sang for you. Happy birthday!

http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/personal/01/07/diamond.not.forever/index.html This is about engagement ring law in various states. If you're Canadian, you can keep the ring since your fiance called it off. Not sure about other countries. What an utterly terrible birthday. I don't get why anyone would say YDI.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Everyone, stop calling fake. It's against the rules, and you sound like dumb douche bags when you do it. Also, how do you know how ****** up someone's life is? Oh.... YOU DON'T. OP: Steps for revenge: Pawn the ring, try to atleast get 1,000+. Tell your "bff" she is forgiven, get her to have sex with some dude and get him to make a video of it. Post it on the internet and send it to her family. Your exfiance well make some ice cream, get that same dude to **** in it and send him the ice cream as an apology. ORR... you can take the high road, and just pawn the ring, ditch them and live your life each day.

Liliith_fml 0

sell the ring, get yourself a birthday cake, light some candles AND STICK THE BURNING CANDLES IN THOSE MOTHERF**CKERS EYES. at least, thats what I'd do. :)