Birthday Girl

By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 413 867
You deserved it 21 871

Same thing different taste

Top comments

xyzstephzyx 0

best friend...? Yeah, right. punch her in the mouth, that *****. happy birthday!

Aetius_fml 0

At least you have a cool dentist

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aaw i remember when my dentist used to call and sing happy birthday to me :( then i moved and got a creepy old lady as a dentist happy biirthday though :D

Canuck 0

please... I hope the is is a lie.. if they really did all this on your birthday they are ******* assholes who probably should be shot by you or any real friend..

AnaMaree 0

He aint getting no damn ring back

Kylias 6

Ow, man...! ... happy birthday...!

lilaznkoolioz 0

Poo on them!!! maybe go out with your dentist...? o.O Well..happy birthday!!! I agree w/164, dont give him the ring back...flush it down the toilet =]

pengie 0

oh honey, I am so sorry. but to echo everybody else... SELL THE RING AND GO TO TOWN.

#8 is right, sell the ring! And go and sleep with his best friend to get back at him. Then get sexy slutty clothes and go see him when you know he and your "friend" are together, and kiss him so shes jelous. And you can burn any stuff he left in your house, like in that Rihana music video! BE EVVVVIIIILLL!!!!

babymama1029 0

why do i get the feeling that this is completely made up?

aw happy birthday! i hope that means something, even coming from a random person on the internet.