Birthday Girl

By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
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xyzstephzyx 0

best friend...? Yeah, right. punch her in the mouth, that *****. happy birthday!

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Aetius_fml 0

At least you have a cool dentist

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kayn85 2

omg, I'm sorry to hear that. How's your tooth?

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Orchard 33

Oh my God, OP I am so sorry! This is one of the most ****** up FMLs I have ever read.

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xDistant 13

I'd keep the ring and end contact with both of them.

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pinguino3669_fml 23

At least someone remembered your birthday!! :) and sorry about the other two OP, but it's better that you know now than when you were closer to marriage. :'(

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nightbelow 3

Aww, this is sooo sad :( happy burthday

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midnightmango 13

Aw I'm sorry! You should go slash the tires in your "best friend" and "finances" car! But make sure you only slash three tires on each car not four! That way their insurance won't pay for it :)

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cookiebaby1135 6

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! btw remember this:.. you're old bestie is a **** and your old man is a cheating lying douche Find someone better for you (: there will always be someone out there for you! (:

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