Birthday Girl

By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 413 868
You deserved it 21 871

Same thing different taste

Top comments

xyzstephzyx 0

best friend...? Yeah, right. punch her in the mouth, that *****. happy birthday!

Aetius_fml 0

At least you have a cool dentist

Comments

Did you throw out the ring ? I would of

Whistlee 8

Here's a message:HAPPY BIRTHDAY. ya got four now, innit

lenaduchannes 4
Sky5423 4

At least your dentist wished you happy birthday!

Dentist, always putting a smile on your face, what they do best

I heard that you were feeling ill Cheating fiance and a chill But I'm here to restore your pluck 'Cuz I'm the dentist who likes to...*door slams*