Cars, Awkward and Love: Blinders

Blinders

By Asshole Parker - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to work early and saw my crush's car in the parking lot, so I parked next to her. After that, I looked over at her car to see her staring at me with a weird look and her saying, "Really?" Then she gestured around the lot; I looked around to find it completely empty. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 658

You deserved it 8 005

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By porkieworkie - 21/04/2009 12:44 - United States

Today, after getting off the phone with a girl I'm interested in, I parked on campus and ate my lunch in the car. As I was sitting there, she appeared out of nowhere and walked to her car. I was parked directly behind her car, sitting there like a creepy ass. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 737

You deserved it 9 281

By Anonymous - 26/04/2016 04:34 - United States - Thibodaux

Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 182

You deserved it 1 644

By rink.attendant.6 - 21/06/2012 15:40 - Canada - Dryden

Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 133

You deserved it 3 605

By Melinie - 24/06/2012 03:23 - United States

Today, I found an empty parking space in a crowded parking lot. When I came back later, a lady and a cop were standing by my car. Her car used to be parked there and got stolen. They think I'm involved. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 643

You deserved it 1 905

By milkymoo - 30/05/2011 01:45 - Cyprus

Today, I was catching the bus to my new job. While waiting at the lights, I decided to play the staring game and ended up staring at a woman in the car next to the bus for ages, really creeping her out. It turns out she's my new boss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 621

You deserved it 49 924

Obsession by Calvin Klein

By Carrie - 04/12/2020 20:02 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I was at a party with my crush, but I didn’t talk to him. After, I walked out to my car, and saw a dent in my car. I then noticed that the dent was exactly the size of my crush’s head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 572

You deserved it 335

By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 680

You deserved it 291

By whoneedsdumbcars - 14/08/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 392

You deserved it 39 736

By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 643

You deserved it 39 067

Nope, not me

By mycar - 20/08/2013 17:40 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented, "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 970

You deserved it 6 302

Cow_Girl_Lilly 24

Tuesday 6 September 2016 18:03

I got to say that is a little creepy. You could've parked one or two spots down from her. Then if you saw her in her car you could act like you're looking for something until she got out. That way you could walk with her to work and have a casual conversation and maybe start something.

cocacola999 27

Tuesday 6 September 2016 17:32

...Sorry, your feelings don't seem mutual.

Comments

manuwish 9

Tuesday 6 September 2016 19:59

so..let me get this straight.. she knows she's your crush, told you she didn't feel the same and now thinks you're stalking her? ouch OP..

yerawizardlizzy 27

Tuesday 6 September 2016 20:07

Where did you get all this information?

whatoftoday 6

Tuesday 6 September 2016 21:33

Context clues.

dutch_girl13 20

Tuesday 6 September 2016 20:41

Haha I'm sorry OP. That's so funny tho lol!!!

shitstorm28 11

Tuesday 6 September 2016 20:57

focused a little too hard. mind your surroundings to avoid looking like a creep.

RabbitOfAurora 28

Tuesday 6 September 2016 21:01

Time to fess up about that crush OP!

Brandon1000 10

Tuesday 6 September 2016 21:20

That's really brave of you OP. I could never do that!

ThrottleJockey 35

Tuesday 6 September 2016 21:23

Were you listening to The Police's "I'll Be Watching You" and singing along loudly as well.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 6 September 2016 23:34

She was so creeped out by you parking next to her, she had your car stolen. I think it's time to move on.

HylianWarrior 21

Wednesday 7 September 2016 0:59

Subtle...

dpowen 8

Wednesday 7 September 2016 2:20

Seriously? This is the worst thing you have to complain about?

hrv_143 3

Wednesday 7 September 2016 3:04

That's one of my pet peeves. I get why you decided to park next to her, but in general, don't park directly next to another car in an empty lot. Always every other space if there's room. That being said, at my old job, I wouldn't mind if a friend parked next to me because I'd knew they wouldn't swing their door and ding my car.