Blinders

By Asshole Parker - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to work early and saw my crush's car in the parking lot, so I parked next to her. After that, I looked over at her car to see her staring at me with a weird look and her saying, "Really?" Then she gestured around the lot; I looked around to find it completely empty. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 658
You deserved it 8 004

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Cow_Girl_Lilly 24

I got to say that is a little creepy. You could've parked one or two spots down from her. Then if you saw her in her car you could act like you're looking for something until she got out. That way you could walk with her to work and have a casual conversation and maybe start something.

...Sorry, your feelings don't seem mutual.

Comments

You could have used this as an opportunity to say something slick but being sheepish and feeling bad for yourself works, too, I guess.

No, I'm with 43. Unless you have solid information the rest of us aren't privy to, then you're merely speculating, 47. You know what they say about making assumptions.

So?! Her name isn't on the lot you can park where you want OP

Should've sideswiped her car and said: 'Oh look, our cars touched :3' It'll make it seem as if fate brought you together or something like that. Chicks dig stuff like that.

saffy66 34

A lot of people will do that anyway; you know your car is safe on at least one side from the person getting out and banging on your car, or parking too close. Assuming of course there's a chance you'll be going when or before they do. It is irritating though, when the car park is all but empty and someone parks right near you.

If you two were good friends or anything like that it would've been best to play it off and say that her car probably would've got lonely by itself.

Tell her you thought that area was employee parking. And why would someone care that much about where someone else parks? When opening at my job I didn't think much of it if the other openers parked next to me. It's also safer when closing to leave together.

hahahaha I never knew there was such a wrong way to stalk

Wow, that a total stalker move. If you had a chance probably after that you really didn't