Cars, Awkward and Love: Blinders

Blinders

By Asshole Parker - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to work early and saw my crush's car in the parking lot, so I parked next to her. After that, I looked over at her car to see her staring at me with a weird look and her saying, "Really?" Then she gestured around the lot; I looked around to find it completely empty. FML

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You deserved it 8 005

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By porkieworkie - 21/04/2009 12:44 - United States

Today, after getting off the phone with a girl I'm interested in, I parked on campus and ate my lunch in the car. As I was sitting there, she appeared out of nowhere and walked to her car. I was parked directly behind her car, sitting there like a creepy ass. FML

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You deserved it 9 281

By Anonymous - 26/04/2016 04:34 - United States - Thibodaux

Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 182

You deserved it 1 644

By rink.attendant.6 - 21/06/2012 15:40 - Canada - Dryden

Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 133

You deserved it 3 605

By Melinie - 24/06/2012 03:23 - United States

Today, I found an empty parking space in a crowded parking lot. When I came back later, a lady and a cop were standing by my car. Her car used to be parked there and got stolen. They think I'm involved. FML

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You deserved it 1 905

By milkymoo - 30/05/2011 01:45 - Cyprus

Today, I was catching the bus to my new job. While waiting at the lights, I decided to play the staring game and ended up staring at a woman in the car next to the bus for ages, really creeping her out. It turns out she's my new boss. FML

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You deserved it 49 924

Obsession by Calvin Klein

By Carrie - 04/12/2020 20:02 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I was at a party with my crush, but I didn’t talk to him. After, I walked out to my car, and saw a dent in my car. I then noticed that the dent was exactly the size of my crush’s head. FML

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You deserved it 335

By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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You deserved it 291

By whoneedsdumbcars - 14/08/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

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You deserved it 39 736

By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML

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You deserved it 39 067

Nope, not me

By mycar - 20/08/2013 17:40 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented, "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML

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Cow_Girl_Lilly 24

Tuesday 6 September 2016 18:03

I got to say that is a little creepy. You could've parked one or two spots down from her. Then if you saw her in her car you could act like you're looking for something until she got out. That way you could walk with her to work and have a casual conversation and maybe start something.

cocacola999 27

Tuesday 6 September 2016 17:32

...Sorry, your feelings don't seem mutual.

Comments

brenton490 19

Wednesday 7 September 2016 3:58

I don't get her behavior at all. It's called a free world and you can park where you want. Plus it's better to park by another car more chances of being spotted if someone tries to break into it

RinoaHeartilly 36

Wednesday 7 September 2016 4:32

She must have felt crowded by OP. Something tells me this isn't the first kind of thing to happen and she's probably tired of it.

stoopid1970 7

Wednesday 7 September 2016 4:46

Big fucken deal so you parked next to her Sorry op but if she got upset over you parking next to her then she's not worthy to be your girlfriend. Because as I remember it any normal girlfriend would want you to park next to her. I remember my girl being that way and I found out that she was cheating on me and and she found it awkward to be near me. So do yourself a favour and find a girl that will want to treat you right

Rabite 28

Wednesday 7 September 2016 15:41

Nice fedora you have there!

CuteKoalaGirl 18

Wednesday 7 September 2016 7:07

Kinda hints to that she's not interested, at all.

JustRichard 9

Wednesday 7 September 2016 7:43

I would've explained that you park to already parked cars, because it cuts the chance of your car being hit in half. Think about it if you park between two empty spots, then when someone is parking in either spots they can hit your car, but if you park next to an already parked car then there only one chance of your car being hit.

Countryboy1996 18

Wednesday 7 September 2016 7:50

I don't understand? I park next to coworkers I like regardless of how many cars are in the lot lol. I don't understand why she had a problem with you parking there.

ReilyStafford 13

Wednesday 7 September 2016 8:36

Here's the thing. She reacted that way for a reason. What could it be? (Hint: she didn't want him to park next to her... Why? She knows how he feels and is not interested.)

HUGBUG 23

Wednesday 7 September 2016 14:14

Creep

caliguy08 17

Wednesday 7 September 2016 15:18

Maybe you were parking next to her in an effort to be friendly. That way you would be able to greet her with a walk into work. For her to assume instant "creeper status" is a knock against you and certainly not the type of judgement you need from someone you like either as a friend or more.