Bored

By Taylor parsons - 29/10/2010 04:48 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
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amayakitty 0

thirty seconds is forever in head time. when you're giving it, anyway. just saying.

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perdix 29

That sucks . . . for thirty seconds. She was probably pissed that you were watching the World Series instead of her bobbing up and down on your dick. They want to know that their work is being noticed.

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nicknesser 0

That blows! Haha well not for you, get rocked.

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yafuckyourlife 4

Are you sure it was thirty seconds? Maybe your counting is off..

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metalhead529 4

that's one of the few worst things that can happen to a guy. blue balls isn't cool. u should hve jacked off and finished on her for punishment!

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maskedman 9

I was about to mention blue balls. Once you get started it has to finish. Do women think this is a game?

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SwiftKick2DA 0

eat more fruit. then it'll taste nice and sweet-like. then shell have no reseaon to complain. females always want more than they put out anyways. str8 unjust

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Iskaria 0

Well that's generalising, tsk tsk. First part correct, especially papayas or so I've heard. Second part assumed and incorrect, in my relationship at least ^^

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MaCOOLiT 5

based on experience? so did u like the sweet-like taste? bwahahaha

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sweetcheeksjvl 0

no I heard pineapples do the job.Like citrusy fruits.

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generalfubar 0

that's sucks, maybe you should have donkey punched that before she came up.... just saying.

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thatonename 7

you can't donkey punch on head stupid. only anal.

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underpaid011 0

wash your junk. pay special attention to your sack and taint. you may also need to do some trimming down there. nobody likes to encounter a rain forrest down there.

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saladgirl123 0

it probaly stunk that puts me right out of the mood..but i just hold my nose.

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TSunshine 0

that's the spirit! ;)

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maskedman 9

Be careful, saladgirl. Your persistence is going to make a lot of us guys fall in love.

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saladgirl123 0

oh well i happily am with my bf of 3 years and he is the only one who has evr got that special treatment lol :)

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deannamarie12 0

im gonna agree with #37, because that kinda seems like the reason she stopped.. but i still cant tell if youre a girl or guy, cause Taylor can be both boy and girl name and.. i thought you only go down on girls? well whatever, wash often down there..

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22cute 17

get over it - people have a choice, you knw. She doesn't owe you. Maybe you can actually talk about her feelings & find a way to make bj's more fun for her. You'd both win!

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perdix 29

That sucks . . . for thirty seconds. She was probably pissed that you were watching the World Series instead of her bobbing up and down on your dick. They want to know that their work is being noticed.

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

There's no indication that it was a guy recieving the thirty seconds of ecstacy. :P

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perdix 29

You are correct, female Taylor, but sometimes you have to guess things with these stories. Alabama tends to be more homophobic than most places, so this increases the likelihood that OP was male.

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