Bored

By Taylor parsons - 29/10/2010 04:48 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
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amayakitty 0

thirty seconds is forever in head time. when you're giving it, anyway. just saying.

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perdix 29

That sucks . . . for thirty seconds. She was probably pissed that you were watching the World Series instead of her bobbing up and down on your dick. They want to know that their work is being noticed.

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MysteryGuitarMan 32

well, thats very funny, i have favorite this one, thumbs up! mgm

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foost 0

I hate when they f***in pull that crap

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lunkness_monster 0

Highly acceptable face rape moment.

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danielf357 0

wow that happened to me like 2 weeks ago. it sucks

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raspberryboo 10

story of my life

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pondscum 0

At least you got some, right?

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rick_maahea 12

um maybe take a shower once a year. if that isn't the problem, ask they guy she's cheating on you with what you aren't doing right.

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Plaasmaa 4

You're balls are so blue, I bet they call you jack frost!

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Tarah2112 3

I do that to my boyfriend sometimes lol.. They aren't always fun to give and sometimes I just don't want to

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rainbowteehee 6

How is that "fml" get over it. U both should be doing it to each other

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