Bored

By Taylor parsons - 29/10/2010 04:48 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
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amayakitty 0

thirty seconds is forever in head time. when you're giving it, anyway. just saying.

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perdix 29

That sucks . . . for thirty seconds. She was probably pissed that you were watching the World Series instead of her bobbing up and down on your dick. They want to know that their work is being noticed.

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luckymagruder 4

I will say this first- I am a noobie. I was wonderin what gets a comment "moderated", and who does it? And right now I'm goin to look for a FAQ page. go easy on me

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

It broke the rules, so the moderators deleted that comment. It's different than getting banned; only that comment is deleted, and you can still post others (though you might get a warning). You can find the rules and the FAQs on the desktop site, but unfortunately, in the apps or on the mobile site, AFAIK.

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stewpididiot 11

obviously, she doesn't like the taste of hand lotion. PATOOEY !!!

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pavloviandoggy 4

This might come as a surprise, but a lot of girls really don't enjoy giving blow jobs. It takes a lot of concentration and skill to keep your gag reflex from acting on up no matter what the guy tastes like. And it does feel like forever if you don't want to do it in the first place. Plus, we don't know what led up to it. What if the OP pressured her into giving him a *******, and she was never in the mood in the first place? Even if she didn't feel like going down on him, she would've suggested finishing off with intercourse if she was actually horny.

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syedlink27 0

girls like you are lame. really women enjoy oral. both giving and receiving.

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soundingriot 6

not true. very few. if any, girls actually enjoy it. and it's stupid to think that every girl would

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RedPillSucks 31

@107 perhaps you pay for yours, but #88 is right. I'm sure however, that she would enjoy it more if she could anticipate being on the receiving end instead of just doing the giving. Especially if OP doesn't keep himself clean or clean-shaven.

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CarrieSlim 0

Wow! What girl would stop? Your probably really small.....or too big to handle haha

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rileysmileydog 0

wash your balls!

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kittysammich_fml 0

could have not gotten anything, but blue balls isnt cool

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mpphish 0

blue balls! what'd you do to piss her off earlier?

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