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By sickofsick - 30/12/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, I woke up with the flu that causes me to throw up violently until I dry heave and can't breathe. I told my mom I would rather have the runs, and not even a minute later, I got them. So now if I move too fast, I throw up, and if I don't move fast enough, I shit myself. FML
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Ninjaface 0

Whatever you do, do NOT make a sarcastic comment about getting a urinary tract infection and/or tapeworms!

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shelboo_fml 0

A fort in the bathroom with a can of frebreze.

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jazlyn1986 0

totally made my day.... thanks lol

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frenchfry7292 0

Wow, my stepdad was in the ER for the same exact thing on Christmas eve.

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beckypar 0

I hope you get to feeling better but I have to admit that I laughed out loud.

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me5 0

Guess I'm lucky I never get any kind of flu, yeah!

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fretforyerlatte 0

i had the same thing yesterday! every time i would puke, i shat myself. terrible, i couldn't even just stay in bed with a bucket or i'd shit the bed. thank god those things only last a day or so.

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mrmystery96 0

shat? I didn't know the op was from star trek...

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me5 0

You seem to know This flu quite well!

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bugmenotmofo 34

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norovirus is what you got..

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idkweird 0

That is only one of many different viruses that could have caused a stomach flu. I am currently looking at the list at work and it has options for: Adenovirus, Astrovirus, Calcivirus, Cystomegalovirus, Coxsackie, Echovirus, Norovirus, Norwalk/Norwalk like, Rotavirus, and Torovirus. There's also an option for "Other specified virus."

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F_ur_life_douche 0

5 things u need to remain on or in possession of, toilet, bucket, febreeze, psp/itouch, psp/itouch charger

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brandon425 1

it is called the IPOD TOUCH... not the ******* ITOUCH

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NotEven 0

So does my sister. Let's freak out on people and correct them when we have no idea what we're talking about brandon. The itouch is a phone.

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tchaf34 0

the ipod touch is a media device, the iphone is a phone. they are not the same thing.

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NotEven 0

tchaf34 The itouch is also a phone, NOT the same as the iphone or the ipod touch. Just because you've never heard of it, doesn't mean it doesn't exist. T-Mobile has it, look it up. :)

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sublime93 0

T-Mobile has the *My*Touch, you stupid dumbass

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CallMeHush 0

The ITouch seems like it was made for using in the head. I prefer it over my laptop for stuff like this.

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dethstruk 0

were all forgetting the fact that he just said you should keep a psp or an I touch next to you when you have vomit and diarrhea problems does anyone not see something wrong with that? like the fact that you can't concentrate on either with crap and throw up constantly pouring out of you. :/

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idkweird 0

My whole family came down with that over Christmas. We were all together for Xmas Eve, and by Saturday, 2 Grandmas, my grandpa, 2 aunts, 1 uncle, my cousin's kids, my sister, my SIL, and my brother all had it. Thank GOD I got to avoid it! (That was after both of my nephews and my older sister and her 3 kids got it)

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