Miscellaneous: Bullet dodged?

Bullet dodged?

By Guy - 28/09/2015 18:49 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I found out I have diabetes. She thought it was an STD and I had cheated on her. So I explained what it really was and she dumped me again because she didn't want her future children to inherit my fucked up DNA. FML

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You deserved it 2 075

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Bullshit reason #874

By Anonymous - 03/11/2020 19:57 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because, she says, I have diabetes and she can’t handle the complications that may occur in the future. This after I arranged for her to take trip to Italy to ride horses, which has been on her bucket list for like 10 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 205

You deserved it 162

By sabrinatarmine_ - 22/07/2013 02:35 - United States - Carmel Valley

Today, I told my boyfriend I had diabetes. He won't talk to me anymore because he thinks I'll infect him with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 623

You deserved it 4 069

Because of him

By whytho - 19/11/2019 03:00

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 491

You deserved it 365

By Anonymous - 02/11/2014 06:30 - United States - River Falls

Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 219

You deserved it 3 330

TMI

By Deweyboy - 30/10/2016 04:23

Today, since I needed someone to talk to about it, I told my girlfriend how my dad was recently diagnosed with diabetes. My girlfriend's mother then told me, in graphic detail, how her father's diabetes led to his toes being hacked off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 768

You deserved it 731

Skinny Love

By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 073

You deserved it 114

Get well soon

By Anonymous - 14/01/2022 11:03

Today, I found out I have aggressive brain cancer, then my girlfriend dumped me because, as she put it, if I’m going to be dead in a year anyway, she might as well move on now so as not to waste her time. I knew she was evil, it’s what I loved about her, but man, this is low even for her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 472

You deserved it 507

Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths

By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 202

You deserved it 137

Trust

By Anonymous - 22/05/2024 14:00 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that her ex cheated on her when they were together, so she pegged all men the same, saying she was done with relationships, and didn't care if she hurt me or not. FML

I agree, your life sucks 587

You deserved it 87

Love in the time of coronavirus

By Darkparcero33 - 28/02/2021 08:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Then my COVID test came back as positive. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 088

You deserved it 156

WOTAN1488 24

Monday 28 September 2015 23:21

From reading this, i can safely say you're better off without her.

thedevilspawn 21

Monday 28 September 2015 23:21

The only ****** up DNA your kids would be inheriting would be from her

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bassfisher100 23

Monday 28 September 2015 23:26

thats cold.

EvilTurtle 35

Tuesday 29 September 2015 1:29

We get it you vape

balake_fml 8

Monday 28 September 2015 23:27

Not a single you deserved it yet, and rightfully so

rachelthelime_fml 29

Monday 28 September 2015 23:30

She's clearly judgemental and insensitive, not to mention idiotic and ignorant. You deserve better, OP.

ChromaScarlet 12

Monday 28 September 2015 23:30

Her kids won't inherit your DNA but at least your kids won't inherit her stupid. I agree with other posts you deserve so much better than that.

saucybugger101 33

Monday 28 September 2015 23:35

That is a nasty thing to say (also the fact that I have two diabetic siblings). Hope you find better, OP.

VonTritonIV 14

Monday 28 September 2015 23:38

That's messed up

BlueHorizons 8

Monday 28 September 2015 23:42

Not only is she incredibly ignorant, but she's also apparently quite the bitch. Safe to say you dodged a bullet there OP.

smoothies14 32

Monday 28 September 2015 23:47

Someday when she's about to die alone and childless maybe she'll realize that everyone has something screwy in their DNA.

vikky538 28

Monday 28 September 2015 23:48

She is stupid.. Twice

hardcorefan16 22

Monday 28 September 2015 23:49

She's the only one who is **** up.

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try the ice cubes in the vagina thing we'd read about. He kept sticking one in after another and they got stuck. My vagina had a brain freeze for a half an hour. FML

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Today, I found out that when my best friend and I were kids, our parents would cancel playdates when either of us opted to not go to church. They said it would, "strengthen our faith." We are now both adults and staunch atheists for that reason, and we're spending way more time together to make up for this crap. FML

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Today, my wife ruined the gift I got for our 10 year anniversary by opening a package that was clearly addressed to me, finding the custom made necklace, and started wearing it straight away. I didn’t even know it had been delivered yet and boom, right there on her neck two weeks early. FML

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Today, my boyfriend is wearing a t-shirt and shorts. I'm wearing leggings, sweatpants, a vest, t-shirt, jumper and hoodie. If we turn the heating any higher, he starts overheating and sweating. At the current level, I'm still shivering. FML

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You deserved it 289

Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML

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You deserved it 40 534

Today, I went to the bathroom and my pee split into 4 different streams, none of which actually hit the toilet. FML

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Today, I decided to go to a UV-light party dressed all in white. Before leaving, my little brother dumped a glass of tomato juice over my head saying, "Now you look just like a used tampon!" FML

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You deserved it 5 260

Today, my mom came up to the school to give me some money and a few water bottles for my friends and me for soccer practice. Before she left, I said "bye", then I realized my 2-year-old brother waving bye to me. So I bent down through the window to kiss him. As I did, my mom moved the car. It still hurts. FML

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You deserved it 4 475

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