Miscellaneous: Bullet dodged?

Bullet dodged?

By Guy - 28/09/2015 18:49 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I found out I have diabetes. She thought it was an STD and I had cheated on her. So I explained what it really was and she dumped me again because she didn't want her future children to inherit my fucked up DNA. FML

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You deserved it 2 075

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2020 19:57 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because, she says, I have diabetes and she can’t handle the complications that may occur in the future. This after I arranged for her to take trip to Italy to ride horses, which has been on her bucket list for like 10 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 204

You deserved it 144

By sabrinatarmine_ - 22/07/2013 02:35 - United States - Carmel Valley

Today, I told my boyfriend I had diabetes. He won't talk to me anymore because he thinks I'll infect him with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 615

You deserved it 4 067

Because of him

By whytho - 19/11/2019 03:00

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 485

You deserved it 362

By Anonymous - 02/11/2014 06:30 - United States - River Falls

Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 217

You deserved it 3 330

By Deweyboy - 30/10/2016 04:23

Today, since I needed someone to talk to about it, I told my girlfriend how my dad was recently diagnosed with diabetes. My girlfriend's mother then told me, in graphic detail, how her father's diabetes led to his toes being hacked off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 758

You deserved it 730

Skinny Love

By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 072

You deserved it 114

Get well soon

By Anonymous - 14/01/2022 11:03

Today, I found out I have aggressive brain cancer, then my girlfriend dumped me because, as she put it, if I’m going to be dead in a year anyway, she might as well move on now so as not to waste her time. I knew she was evil, it’s what I loved about her, but man, this is low even for her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 469

You deserved it 504

Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths

By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 197

You deserved it 136

Trust

By Anonymous - 22/05/2024 14:00 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that her ex cheated on her when they were together, so she pegged all men the same, saying she was done with relationships, and didn't care if she hurt me or not. FML

I agree, your life sucks 581

You deserved it 87

Love in the time of coronavirus

By Darkparcero33 - 28/02/2021 08:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Then my COVID test came back as positive. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 081

You deserved it 155

WOTAN1488 24

Monday 28 September 2015 23:21

From reading this, i can safely say you're better off without her.

thedevilspawn 21

Monday 28 September 2015 23:21

The only ****** up DNA your kids would be inheriting would be from her

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bassfisher100 23

Monday 28 September 2015 23:26

thats cold.

EvilTurtle 35

Tuesday 29 September 2015 1:29

We get it you vape

balake_fml 8

Monday 28 September 2015 23:27

Not a single you deserved it yet, and rightfully so

rachelthelime_fml 29

Monday 28 September 2015 23:30

She's clearly judgemental and insensitive, not to mention idiotic and ignorant. You deserve better, OP.

ChromaScarlet 12

Monday 28 September 2015 23:30

Her kids won't inherit your DNA but at least your kids won't inherit her stupid. I agree with other posts you deserve so much better than that.

saucybugger101 33

Monday 28 September 2015 23:35

That is a nasty thing to say (also the fact that I have two diabetic siblings). Hope you find better, OP.

VonTritonIV 14

Monday 28 September 2015 23:38

That's messed up

BlueHorizons 8

Monday 28 September 2015 23:42

Not only is she incredibly ignorant, but she's also apparently quite the bitch. Safe to say you dodged a bullet there OP.

smoothies14 32

Monday 28 September 2015 23:47

Someday when she's about to die alone and childless maybe she'll realize that everyone has something screwy in their DNA.

vikky538 28

Monday 28 September 2015 23:48

She is stupid.. Twice

hardcorefan16 22

Monday 28 September 2015 23:49

She's the only one who is **** up.

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Today, a waitress kept calling me "Mom" and my dad "Dad". My dad (69) and I (38f) hang out a lot, and very often go out to eat, just the two of us. Either I look really old, or people think he's got it going on. Why? They ask me, "Is that your dad or grandpa?" Then ask him, "Is that your wife or daughter?" FML

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Today, my BFF and I put our kids on the bus, and went shopping and have lunch. We were both eating a gross amount of Taco Bell sitting in the middle of the parking lot. The cops pulled up. Someone had called them, saying we were doing drugs because of the way we were sitting. FML

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Today, while working at the vet, we had a familiar little dog show up for a minor procedure. The dog always sits on its owner's lap on the drive over, and always gets peed on. Not talking about dog pee. And we're not allowed to bathe it because that service costs extra. FML

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You deserved it 371

Today, an old friend of my mom's yelled at me for "ignoring" her. I wasn't responding because she was getting my name wrong, so I assumed she was referring to someone else. FML

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Today, while going through our CCTV, I noticed that when my boyfriend gets home he walks past my daughter, even if she wants him to pick her up, and will ignore her as long as he can until I get home, and only then does he interact with her where I can see. I was tipped off by our babysitter. FML

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You deserved it 208

Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML

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You deserved it 85 361

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for the fifth time, and all I could say was, "Can I have my parking permit back?" FML

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You deserved it 31 877

Today, I replaced my bedsheets with new, clean ones. I went to the bathroom to wash up, and when I came back, my cat had peed exactly where my head would be. FML

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You deserved it 238

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