Burglary [gone sexual]

By Anonymous - 01/12/2010 05:11 - United States

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Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML
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firemanrob 0

haha you should of used your penis as a gun cocked it and shot **** in there face

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robc32ca 4

the didn't take your computer I guess

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savvy_suzy 0

Must have been frightening but my god I laughed. It's easy to laugh at a distance but now I feel dirty for visualising you naked and wanking then turning it into a bad, laughable **** with 'robbers holding you at gunpoint'. Oh my, move along, there is nothing to see here... :D

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that_guy_ollie 0

im so making that into a **** movie with two sexy robbers only op has the biggest gun xD

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ireeliu 0

that's just soo funny... can't stop laughing now... how awkward that scene is!!!

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AngieSixx_x0 0

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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desser627 0

they always get ya with your pants down!

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Zebidee 8

Burglars: "This is a robbery!! Put your hands where we can see them!!" OP: "Ummm" Burglars: "Oh. Oh God. Put your hands right back where they were..."

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canonDlol 0

haha love this comment i laughed for hours bout this hahahahahahaha

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