I'm with you. That sounds like some hot role play to me ;-)

LMFAO

Well what was he supposed to do?

That's one notch better than "I shit in your sock drawer," but your dirty talk would have to be dozens of notches higher to go from "silly" to "disturbing" to "sexy." Stick with your boring sex life or be prepared to hear accounts of woodland creatures entering you.

You're welcome. I hate it when people are rude or judgmental to teenagers with children. It must be hard enough to be a parent at your age without people being dicks to you. Personally, while I wish there weren't any teenage parents, I commend you and other teenage parents who take reasonability for the life they created. It displays a quality of character that many adults lack.

Can't blame a man for teying

Aaaarrrgggh, Ye wench outta know thee place. Yer man is looking fer sum time with thee. Service him now, brain him after he falls asleep

Totally stealing that line

Hahahaha epic(:

Lol.