Dogs and Animals: Carpe diem - FML

Carpe diem

By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML

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Epic_Phale615 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 0:03

Don't trick your dog by getting into the doggy style position?

A7X_LoVeee 10

Thursday 24 March 2011 0:03

Don't lie. you enjoyed it.

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andrewz1324 1

Thursday 24 March 2011 1:00

GET SUM!!!!

capncrook 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 1:00

who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks and if he humped the shit outta you. does that mean he doesn't like pussy

BurnDankBud420 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 2:37

Of course he doesn't like pussy, he's a dog! LOL

Shadow_Phantom 26

Thursday 24 March 2011 1:04

*eye twitch* *shudder*

angrynegro7 16

Thursday 24 March 2011 1:04

Too bad you didn't get dinner and a movie out of it...

xmarkstheheart 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 1:06

That's why they call it "heavy PETting."

hosson 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 1:08

BAD DOG!

kaileigh10 2

Thursday 24 March 2011 1:08

HILARIOUS!!!!

mk58 31

Thursday 24 March 2011 1:09

Jeez, 39, will you loosen up a bit? But just out of curiosity, would you like to volunteer to experiment with the possibilities of human-dog pregnancies?

Mrsgarcia 3

Thursday 24 March 2011 1:10

You know you liked it.

mtnbikernc 3

Thursday 24 March 2011 1:16

SURPRISE BUTT SEX!!!!! lol

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