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By bnc - 14/12/2013 22:39 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, a kid from my school called me, saying he's going on vacation to Japan soon and that since I was born there, I could teach him the language. His exact words at the start of the call were, "Hey man, you speak Asian, right?" I have to be around this shithead 5 days a week. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 048
You deserved it 4 040

Same thing different taste

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just teach him all the wrong words, so instead of "where is this place" he says "I am a ********"

Because this is so much worse than the racial slurs of the 1950s

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jefrey 9

hummm, he is a ******** without brain

perdix 29

Just tell him you're Chinese and don't speak the dialect of Asian they speak in Japan. Maybe someone from Iraq, Asia can help him.

skittyskatbrat 19

Have so much fun with this. Teach him words that sound very similar to bad language...when spoken with an American accent (or your own slightly incorrect pronunciation...) American versions? As and Ass, Shit and Shot, etc. And phrases, too. Be creative. Have fun. Send him off with a happy smile.

What a moron. I'm not even Japanese but I'm studying it and when people ask really purposely stupid questions about the language or the country I can't help but hate them just a little bit.

Yeah sure, hes stupid. But if you were to really just teach him wrong things, that'd kind of make you an asshole. Ignore him if you want OP. Or do him a favor and try to lessen his ignorance.

RedPillSucks 31

Oops. Totally agree. Meant to thumb you up

We'll you can always try to teach him why what he said made no sense. To try to make him a more aware individual.

Dodge4x4Ram 46