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By bnc - 14/12/2013 22:39 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, a kid from my school called me, saying he's going on vacation to Japan soon and that since I was born there, I could teach him the language. His exact words at the start of the call were, "Hey man, you speak Asian, right?" I have to be around this shithead 5 days a week. FML
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jillytc 23

just teach him all the wrong words, so instead of "where is this place" he says "I am a ********"

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rocker_chick105 31

Because this is so much worse than the racial slurs of the 1950s

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the_zero_article 15

Tell him your Asian is as fluent as his American. :) Then teach him "helpful" vocab! Like "**** me" and "I am incompetent!"

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papayeya 18

Speak Asians???? I guess first lesson will be Geographic

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glabberfasted 16

Japan is a part of Asia. He needs to learn the difference between languages and countries.

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Ins0mau 20

43 - don't you mean the difference between languages and continents?

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papayeya 18

There is no language named "Asians" Asisa it is a Cont. that has many countries in which in Each country they have many langauges sich as Mandrain, Persian, Pushto , Russian.. Japanese, Thi, Malay even Arabic since part of the middle east is a part of Asia.. so first lesson Asia is not a country to have its own languge it is a conti. that has many countries.

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Teddzz 19

Huh? I don't even know where to start @93

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pwnman 33

Just say that you are not free all the time and you can't.

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onlychildFTW 33

Or, say "**** you, figure it out yourself ********." Why does OP need excuses, he can just say "no."

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strike2867 13

Your first question should be "How did you get my number?"

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ShadowRider89 2

Why do you HAVE to be around him? You could have said no. That said, what an idiot. I hope you teach him all the wrong stuff.

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Avenueoftrees 15

Wild guess, but he has to be around him because they go to the same school..?

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Sports_guy3 28

I never would have known, #21. That was sarcasm, for all you people out there.

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onlychildFTW 33

Sarcasm doesn't transfer well in text. Don't blame the reader if you aren't good enough with it to pull it off in text.

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DREAMCATCHERoooo 4

I'm sorry you have to deal with ignorance. Just take it as a way to helo them out, try to turn the negative into a positive

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hunts19ketchup 23

Why would you take time our of your life to help someone that's that ignorant and rude? OP has no obligation to help him, so I don't really know why he would need to "turn the negative into a positive"

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SammyS2012 21

68- so you wouldnt want to correct someone when theyre wrong and help them? hes not rude, just badly and horrible misinformed, and yes, ignorant.

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Cryptobrancus 2

You can help him learn why what he said was offensive give him some cultural context. This would also help him be less of a ******** and be a more pleasant person to exist around. And then apologize that aside from maybe a phrase or two it would take far too long to teach him any meaningful amount of a foreign language. Especially one with such a different alphabet/grammar structure.

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_GoodGuy 11

I feel your pain, I'm deaf and everyone asks me how do you say **** You in sign language. Sorry pal.

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RedPillSucks 31

Considering your profile picture, I'm not sure you do.

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amisenho 11

That's odd; I've always considered the middle finger to be "**** you" in sign language. Why did these people even bother asking?

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G_bear24 9

I'd would of answered nope and I don't speak idiot either!

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Oh_bother44 11

Apparently you do, since "would of" is incorrect. I believe what you are looking for was "Would HAVE" or "would've."

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Fuaaad1994 31

I'd would have... Hmm makes a lot more sense, thanks.

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Oh_bother44 11

I hadn't caught the "I'd," though that doesn't make sense in either case, you're right. I just pointed out the "would have" because that's the one thing I can't stand. I can deal with typos, spelling errors, misplaced punctuation, etc. It just drives me nuts when people say "would of"/ "could of" /"should of."

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glabberfasted 16

"I would would of." ... Yup. Totally correct...

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Nooblah 15

Whenever my friends ask me how to say something in my language, I just teach them something completely irrelevant or embarrassing.

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safaeita 32

Don't waste your breath op with his level of intelligence I don't think he'll remember anything you'll teach him anyways

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