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By bnc - 14/12/2013 22:39 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, a kid from my school called me, saying he's going on vacation to Japan soon and that since I was born there, I could teach him the language. His exact words at the start of the call were, "Hey man, you speak Asian, right?" I have to be around this shithead 5 days a week. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 048
You deserved it 4 040

Same thing different taste

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just teach him all the wrong words, so instead of "where is this place" he says "I am a ********"

Because this is so much worse than the racial slurs of the 1950s

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Do you speak Asian? Why should you take offence at the ignorance of others? I say yes when others ask if I speak "Asian", that's perfectly fine for me as 1) I know multiple Asian languages and 2) my purpose in life is to educate, not to indulge in taking offence at other people's actions. I would be glad that he is curious, and correct him. Then you've turned a potential asshole to someone tolerable and interested in your culture.

I feel like he's not going to have a fun time over there

Sounds like you should help him. People are a product of their environment, and you have the opportunity to have a positive effect. Or you could take the advice of others commenters and loathe your own existence.

Op this is a perfect opportunity for you to make quick cash while screwing your ignorant classmate. Teach him embarrassing phrases while charging a high sum. It's a win situation for you and life learning opportunity for him.

nitrog100 21

Some people's ignorance surprises me. I'm 3/8 Thai, and speak about enough to properly pronounce foods/say hello, thank you, and count to 100.

Im trying to learn japanese myself and thats definitely NOT the way I would ask someone for help. Dont help him!

myeviltwin 20

Like someone above stated. Teach him everything wrong. Teach him "I hate you and your people and want to rape your infant son", tell him it means "hello, nice to meet you." everything will then sort itself out. Stupidity like that should come with consequences.

If the friend was just messing around. The do it, it might be fun. Being negative against idiots wastes energy.