Caturday surprise!
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Worst parents ever sounds like your sis is definetly the favorite good luck with finding a resolution
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Show it anywayWht if the op is young? God I hate the "get a job and move out" thing. where the hell are we gonna go? On the streets? Think, asshole...
I couldn't agree more. I'm 25, but I still live at home. Why? Because i'm too busy getting a graduate degree to be able to work enough hours at my job (I work part time now and intend to go full time when I finish my degree and look for a job in my chosen field). So even age isn't necessarily a relevant factor to expecting someone to move out on their own. What would people have someone in my type of situation do? Marry some poor guy only for an MRS. degree just because it's not the norm to be living with a parent at my age? Though I am lucky that my mother makes the situation bearable by doing her best to treat me with the utmost respect.
When you "bought" the issue up, huh?
No it says brought. If it did say bought tho I'd be pretty pissed cuz I post FMLs on here with perfect grammar an spelling an they don't get posted. Then people make grammar/speeling mistakes an theirs still get posted
Some people shouldn't reproduce. I feel sorry to whoever has neglectful parents like the op's parents...
You're not meant to give pets as presents anyway! Let alone bring them into the house of a person who has an allergy... Make sure they haven't given the cat your name, otherwise you are in serious trouble.
On your birthday kill the cat and state, "This day is not about you two or my sister, it's about me", while dragging it out into the yard. 3 months mental institution TOPS. Plus you get free juice boxes and crayons there. :) lol
Personally, I'd put on a gas mask and take it down the local cat rescue centre, but then I'm only a psycho when it comes to people.
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Show it anywayAs someone who would physically die around cats, yes, they can get quite bad. Got hospitalised for a week once when I was 16 for visiting a family with 1 cat, for 3 days. This should be a crime equal to throwing a slow acting gas bomb as someone.
Yeah because you know the girl and how severe her allergy is. Ugh, you look like an idiot in your profile picture, no wonder you actually are one..
Um, I'm severely allergic to cats. What happens to me? My my faces swells up, I get a fever, I have a terrible rash all over my skin like I have the chicken pox and my throat starts closing up. No sneezing at all. Don't assume everyones' allergic reactions are the same.
Considering the OP could write the fml I doubt it's that bad... They should call it uncommon sense these days. :/
Call child protective services, as that is considered abuse
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On your birthday ask for something your parents are allergic to.
What the **** is wrong with parents these days?! Its FMLs like this that make me sooo angry. I think it is safe to assume that with such neglegent parents, you don't have an epipen or an inhaler, so when you can no longer breathe, make sure you call 911- bypass your parents entirely- and take a nice little trip to the ER. Tell the paramedics and doctors WHY you cant breathe. And enjoy your stay. Your lovely parents can foot the bill ;)