Intimacy: Caught in 404pp

Caught in 404pp

By danggit3290 - 03/05/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "You know, I'm looking RIGHT at you." FML

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By eatmyshipoopie - 18/12/2009 15:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML

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By shelbylove115 - 22/02/2013 05:35 - United States - Nevada City

Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 19:31 - United States

Today, I was masturbating, and out of the corner of my eye I saw a figure. It was my neighbor staring at me through the window with a total look of disgust. I moved in this weekend and hadn't yet introduced myself to her. FML

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By haunted - 24/11/2011 20:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2014 15:52 - United States - Red Oak

Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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By fuck - 22/01/2020 14:00 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 23:12 - Canada

Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked through the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML

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By Cynical - 30/03/2009 03:49 - United States

Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML

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By Burntintomyretinas - 19/09/2012 04:40 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML

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instrumentals 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 23:02

holy crap CLOSE THE DOOR.

dantheman931 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 23:04

YDI for not closing the door. On the other hand, FYL for having a stepdad who would stare at you while you're masturbating instead of, I dunno, walking away.

Comments

saywattt 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 23:10

bwahahaha creeper!

plasticfantastic 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 23:10

urghhh that is SO creepy. FYL for have a step-dad that weird!

raffi12345 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 23:10

YOUR A RETARD You dumb ass

ArtsySwag 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 23:12

Why would you leave the door open?? Lol. Awkwaarrrrddddddd.

brio_fml 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 23:13

um, ok. next time close the door. the obvious thing some times escapes us.

brodizzle 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 23:14

#20, it'd be okay if it was his step-daughter?

zander09 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 23:15

You know, if you're underage you could call the police on him. He's a creepy mofo.

danggit3290 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 9:25

no way! No, he thought I was texting. He is as blind (or blinder) without his glasses....hahah. But I am not allowed to text past 10...so...lol

Mauskau 35

Friday 14 August 2009 2:52

how come you cant text past 10? thats messed up

BrEnNo1023 5

Saturday 15 August 2009 2:26

that IS a weird rule actually. it's completely different to a cerfew, which is logical because it physically denies you from leaving the house... sending an SMS to somebody isn't...really...argh brain exploding...trying to make...sense...unghh

boreddoubletears 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 0:20

I have the same curfew. It's so you don't spend all night texting instead of sleeping, plus staring at a lit screen is bad for your eyes and makes it harder to fall asleep.

Mhmthathappened 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 23:16

#19- I agree. But only in a perfect world. And yeah, I agree with #10 too. That is really creepy. He should have at least left. What was he doing there anyway?

alwyld 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 23:16

are you a guy or girl...if girl, omg lol...

lil_ham1644 29

Tuesday 1 July 2014 14:50

Girl

locasocha 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 23:17

#27, it'd NOT be okay if it was his step-daughter, it'd be even worse that way what the step-dad SHOULD have done was to either walk away from it, or flip out immediately (like in a parental way), NOT just stand there and watch. that's disgusting