Intimacy: Caught in 404pp

Caught in 404pp

By danggit3290 - 03/05/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "You know, I'm looking RIGHT at you." FML

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By eatmyshipoopie - 18/12/2009 15:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML

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By shelbylove115 - 22/02/2013 05:35 - United States - Nevada City

Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 19:31 - United States

Today, I was masturbating, and out of the corner of my eye I saw a figure. It was my neighbor staring at me through the window with a total look of disgust. I moved in this weekend and hadn't yet introduced myself to her. FML

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By haunted - 24/11/2011 20:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2014 15:52 - United States - Red Oak

Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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By fuck - 22/01/2020 14:00 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 23:12 - Canada

Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked through the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML

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By Cynical - 30/03/2009 03:49 - United States

Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML

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By Burntintomyretinas - 19/09/2012 04:40 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML

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Sunday 3 May 2009 23:02

holy crap CLOSE THE DOOR.

dantheman931 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 23:04

YDI for not closing the door. On the other hand, FYL for having a stepdad who would stare at you while you're masturbating instead of, I dunno, walking away.

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ohhhhshizzz 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 23:36

#19: ROFL, I had to read it twice to figure out what you were talking about thoughXD #32: Why would a parent flip out if the OP is just masturbating dude it is freaking natural. Just a little embarrassing when walked in on. Lmao, lock your door. Alwayss, me and my mom always knock beforing entering a closed door. Besides, I'd be sick for days if I walked in on my mom masturbating, I heard her having phone sex one night. Ughhh, I had to turn on screamo to get away from it!

Tehalon 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 23:37

#43, Sometimes fantasies are way better then ****.

weatherluvr 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 23:41

bahahahaha "sucks" for you. and i find it easier to think of ******* guys you know...it makes it more funnn ;)

FMLfan457 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 23:42

Last night, "What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape." MDTxt http://mydrunktxt.com/

DamnAshleyyy 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 23:42

haha stepdad ftw

Antonio718 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 23:43

Dumbass "Today I was in my bedroom when i heard my step son making grunting noises, I started walking his room when i saw his door open. I was sure that he wasn't masturbating with the door open because that would be retarded, but non the less I walked in and saw him jacking off, and he was still jacking off even with me in the room FML"

rightonlooser 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 8:13

OP is a girl. you are the dumbass here

angela44 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 5:10

It's a girl..

liinkinparkfan97 34

Tuesday 13 December 2016 3:44

OP is a girl, dumbass.

lolbitch 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 23:44

next time, close the door, and wear your glasses. You have a very creepy step dad that would stare at you and not tell you for a while. And did you seriously keep doing it while he was staring at you? Cause WOW!!