Caught in the act

By urmommmm - 22/08/2009 16:25 - United States

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Today, it was my birthday. My parents came into my room at 12:01 to surprise me. Do you know what fifteen year-olds do at midnight? FML
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tyhillman 0

Ha at least it was dark, either way sucks for you

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lamo_kidd 0

That's a great way to celebrate your birthday. lol

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davidomke 0

now, you and 3 friends need to have a contest to see who can go the longest without....

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blueworld_fml 0

Make sure to have at least one girl...that's guaranteed money (remember the episode where Elaine and George both couldn't get laid and she went crazy)

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that_guy321 2

haha. we did that on my team once. no on lasted more than three days. By the way, happy birthday, OP

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Fuzzybunny111993 0

are you master of your domain? im queen of the castle!

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TurdMonkey 0

Ha i love how only the guys know what OP is talking about.. except for maybe one or two kiddies whose balls havent dropped yet to clarify: He was making curdled yogurt come out of his beef bat.

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DncrHap 9

Oh, jeez. Never heard it referred to as "curdled yogurt". Gag.

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alrightythen45 0

dude your in new york theres prositutes all over the place...... hint hint

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Meg_Me456 0

not only guys knew...I am a girl, a very sheltered girl at that and I knew!

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TotallyHyped01 0

tycrystar: You really think 12 year olds don't know what the f in fmylife stands for? You kind of say it when you read the site, you'd have to be pretty stupid not to know what it means, even if you are 12, and if you didn't know, most 12 year olds say f*ck most of the time, I should know, im 12 and so are all my friends. (I on the other hand, say feck :D) Oh, and I'm a girl, I knew what this meant, sex ed in year 6, and way disgusting boys in year 7 :L Oh, and sounds way embarrassing, I feel sorry for you.

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letitbe56 0

Honey, 15-year-old girls do the exact same thing. Not knowing what this FML is about has more to do with lack of mental acuity than with gender.

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CyberPunkTink 0

I know what he's talking about, and I'm a chick. I can't say this hasnt happened to me before, different circumstances tho.XD

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rxxk 0

On my fifteenth birthday, we were playing video games or were perhaps playing truth or dare at midnight. What the **** were you doing?

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DearestPluto 0

hooking up with his dear friend J-I-L-L!

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acd23 0

I hate FMLs with questions with them. They confuse people, for one thing, by expecting everyone to know the answer. And it's really just easier to say what you want to say without making people guess.

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0neiric 0

While sometimes they're unclear, this one is very obvious. Not to mention that about 10 ppl have said t in the comments

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