Caught in the act

By urmommmm - 22/08/2009 16:25 - United States

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Today, it was my birthday. My parents came into my room at 12:01 to surprise me. Do you know what fifteen year-olds do at midnight? FML
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tyhillman 0

Ha at least it was dark, either way sucks for you

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DerangedFox 0

This sucks because you're starting your birthday off by wanking it. Get a girlfriend, you poor thing, you.

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Subjectzero 0

wow. you Jack off at midnight? do it before you fall asleep. like right before.

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LynchyBabes 0

Could have been worst, you could have squirted your baby gravy over them and killed them, like off American Pie: The Naked Mile. Gets me every time that does...

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zackman13 0

dude get a girlfriend! guys only jack-off because they are too gay, lonely or unable to score!

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The_Cait 0

Says the obese, single, lonely, homosexual yet homophobic loser who is probably stroking it to this very fml and using his own tears as lubricant...

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star_ver 0

You win the whole comment board. :D Too funny.

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z712 0

The 13 in your name has rendered your comment null and void. 181 wins.

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LinsKitty 0

181 wins indeed. i hear applause. XD

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LoveItOrLeaveIt 0

well be thankfull it was only ************, cause if you were doin the girl next door it could have ended a lot worse

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wyld3fyr3 3

it coult have ended a lot better... for him

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