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By friskeyk14 - 04/10/2011 07:04 - United States

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Today, I showed my boyfriend a calendar, marked with the number of times we've had sex over the past month. Then followed by a calendar of the month before, which had almost triple the number of hits. I had to point out that our stats need to improve. FML
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GigaPudding_fml 24

I'm not sure if a calender and calculations works on him, but to me that just sounded like a total mood kill

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batman_516 9

I appreciate the fact that you're keeping score and wanting MORE sex, but if I was your boyfriend, I'd be a little weirded out that you're keeping score.

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DjeePee 24

Maybe I'm not the right person to say it, but you sound a little...obsessed? It's fantastic that you want to improve your sex life by communicating with you boyfriend, but isn't that whole calendarmethod and the 'I demand you to have more sex with me' attitude a little drastic? Ofcourse, it all depends on the quantity of dates you've marked. I can understand your frustration if there were only three dates marked. And maybe it's effective.

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mikeeg 0

Turn that mask into a bong! That'd be sweet

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nativepimp 1

They already make gas masks like that. Not that great If you ask me

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countryrose92 23

Haha, already been done buddy ;)

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rattusrattus 18

Because rape has all intimacy and fun of consensual sex with a long term partner. [/sarcasm] As a solution to the 'not enough sex' problems, its crap. Masturbation would work better, at least you don't hurt another human being.

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Masturbation isn't sex with ur bf/gf/spouse so that doesn't solve the problem at hand

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Plus rape doesn't have to be abusive or harmful

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tona01 16

43 it isn't rape if you yell " surprise sex!!"

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Mini_Pedobear 0

instead of that, you "butter" go make him a buttered sandwich

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underguarded 20

I'm not sure where or how butter comes into play or why anyone would want Just a butter sandwich. If your implying OP should be in the kitchen, she should be at least making something better then a butter sandwich.

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Buttsexpirate 9

As you can see by this graph, it's not how long we do it it's how many times. Now I'd like to show you some charts and I made a PowerPoint showing how we can improve.

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HomeAl0ne 20

Wouldn't a spreadsheet have been more appropriate?

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Senior29 8

well dump him, unless u already tried and he withered on the floor into a heap of inconsolable wreck in public :/

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kuytsgoldenlocks 1

Sort of creepy that you are keeping a record. But hey whatever helps you get your point across.

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Red_Wing_Nut44 14

That's...odd that you keep a calendar with your sex dates on it. Very odd.

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Red_Wing_Nut44 14

Thank you. Please ignore those thumbs downing you because they are jealous of their greatness.

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underguarded 20

Good way to make sure you never drop below your monthly average.

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NoNotTheFace 8

Well. If you want great sex, go to Keyman. If you want weirdass sex, go to enonymous. If you want to be molested and then watch him furiously **********, go to every1luvsboners. If you want to be verbally molested, go to SnickerDoodles. If you want to be verbally raped, go to kaySL. If you feel physically or mentally damaged by any one of the people above, go to DocBastard. If you feel that laughter is the best medicine, go to Perdix cos apparently, FML is his Farmville for Jokes. Oh, and if you need help with your Chem homework, Go to Cinn.

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SteveTheJanitor 6

Thanks for that great information. Just may have to get Cinn to help me with my Chem homework

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rattusrattus 18

So where do I go for BDSM with a cutie sub boy?

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perdix 29

And sometimes I find some of my corn growing in a field across town!

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lotto_boi 3

Sounds about right. Mostly about the part with boners

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CryMoreFMLs 14

36 - Go to xx_Dakota_xx. He's auditioning for male prostitute so you can instruct him how to please you.

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ikickgingers 15

What If you want head banging sex that included or resulted in; voyeurism, molestation, masturbation, therapy, crop circles, and bondage??

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perdix 29

Kicky, I think you know the answer to that one. ;)

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NoNotTheFace 8

Does.. does the wink imply that you are what Kicky's been looking for? I never knew you had a hardcore, kinky side Perdix. You are an extremely fascinating creature .

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Red_Wing_Nut44 14

And if you want a three page comment, go to DJee Pee

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