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By friskeyk14 - 04/10/2011 07:04 - United States

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Today, I showed my boyfriend a calendar, marked with the number of times we've had sex over the past month. Then followed by a calendar of the month before, which had almost triple the number of hits. I had to point out that our stats need to improve. FML
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GigaPudding_fml 24

I'm not sure if a calender and calculations works on him, but to me that just sounded like a total mood kill

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batman_516 9

I appreciate the fact that you're keeping score and wanting MORE sex, but if I was your boyfriend, I'd be a little weirded out that you're keeping score.

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69ing_Chipmunks 9

Maybe stop wasting your time with a calendar and go initiate it?

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TheFunSideOfTheB 2

Even though im 15 ur right and nice profile pic great for all the pervs out there

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imcutefml 0

Im pretty sure most guys would luv it if girls made the first move especially for sex

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pandacruisn30 3

Most of the time that is the case but other guys feel turnoff by that! I would like to do the first step but I do not know how it will go and what if you offend the guy? I would just like to say "Hey xxxx lets have sex I am prepared!" but of course that doesn't work that way. Also I do not want to seem like a **** but I do like a good round of sex in the bed and giving head.

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hannahcorrine 0

I see what you did there...

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je_suis_fml 11

29- I'm having hard time seeing what you did... there. :-/

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loserthegreat 11

lol thats the most awesome fml i ever heard!

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ShadowedHuman 5

Selfish betch. Maybe if you tried forcing the issue it would happen more. Or maybe things came up in his life where he can't focus on you 24/7. Ydi, whatever it is.

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Mirorbo 26

Maybe you just need to calm down your own libido, darling. It DOES get exhausting, you know!

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69ing_Chipmunks 9

Some people just have high sex drives. You can't really control when you get horney....

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epicphails 0

Yes 44 your number one but... Who has a calendar for the times they have had sex why not do it every night duh

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