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By friskeyk14 - 04/10/2011 07:04 - United States

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Today, I showed my boyfriend a calendar, marked with the number of times we've had sex over the past month. Then followed by a calendar of the month before, which had almost triple the number of hits. I had to point out that our stats need to improve. FML
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GigaPudding_fml 24

I'm not sure if a calender and calculations works on him, but to me that just sounded like a total mood kill

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batman_516 9

I appreciate the fact that you're keeping score and wanting MORE sex, but if I was your boyfriend, I'd be a little weirded out that you're keeping score.

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Ugi 26

If you want more then offer more! There are not too many BFs who will turn you down unless you are asking for five times a day or unless you are too cold and calculating about it. Buy lingerie, wear sexy clothes, surprise him, flash him, strip for him, tempt him, seduce him. There are a thousand ways you can up your stats without making him feel it's an ordeal. Humm... I'm off for a lie down in a darkened room now.

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feathers1000 2

Why don't you just go **** yourself and stop whining. So ******* what he hasn't screwed that much this month, sounds like the waaaaaambulance is coming.

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WadeWilson_fml 6

What? Moderators, stop disappointing.

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mfluffy14 3

that's not how you're gonna get him to improve. that's how your gonna get him to leave

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IceCreamMage 17

I'm sorry but this is epic. Win for you!

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AmethystRain 20

Perhaps if you weren't so busy keeping track of the sex and wasting time with a calendar, you would actually be having more sex. It takes two to make a relationship work, so stop acting like it's 100% his fault. Truthfully if I was a guy and my girlfriend did something like that, I'd probably be weirded out by her obsessiveness and head for the hills.

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Nice Trueblood pic(;

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khaya 9

You probably traumatized him with the ass play last month.

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perdix 29

You sound like a shitty, demanding boss. Instead of just complaining about poor performance, you need to provide training and support to your underling. YouPorn.com has a wide variety of training videos -- the Cumshot section is particularly useful ;) This reminds me of a joke: What's the difference between 365 used condoms and a tire? One's a Goodyear, the other is a great year!

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grog_fml 3

that's a really weird thing for you to do... I would have dumped you right then.

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