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By friskeyk14 - 04/10/2011 07:04 - United States

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Today, I showed my boyfriend a calendar, marked with the number of times we've had sex over the past month. Then followed by a calendar of the month before, which had almost triple the number of hits. I had to point out that our stats need to improve. FML
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GigaPudding_fml 24

I'm not sure if a calender and calculations works on him, but to me that just sounded like a total mood kill

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batman_516 9

I appreciate the fact that you're keeping score and wanting MORE sex, but if I was your boyfriend, I'd be a little weirded out that you're keeping score.

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vi3tno_romeo 5

And you also gets frustrated if he didn't make u orgasms and keep count of that too?.... Sigh..=)

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taternuts 0

Instead of wasting time counting the days, spend your time making the days count. You just got hit with some truth

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AmandaIsMyName 0

Kinda creepy you keep a calendar of every time you guys ****. Just saying...

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perdix 29

Blow jobs, eat-outs (? Is there a noun for a session of ***********?), hand jobs, finger *****, ball suckings, butt *****, salad tossings and individual and cooperative jerk-offs are also meticulously recorded, collated, charted, normalized and analyzed. Even more disturbing, eh?

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HomeAl0ne 20

Not to mention number of thrusts, groan volume, quantity of semen expended and time interval between ****** and rolling off her to go wash his junk.

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hilary56 0

How is that an fml. Just go do it already.

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caniac59 0

I don't see how this is a fml.

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Chrispayne 4

It is only the 4th of the month. I would hope u had more sex n september

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bubo_fml 10

Keep separate calendars & see who "fills it up" more...Sounds like a Ho contest!

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SammyS2012 21

Why does everyone think it's weird that she marks the days they have sex? You do know there are apps on phones that estimate your period dates? You mark the dates you had sex so that you can keep track to makes sure there's no conception.

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Levvy 22

And if you're using that method alone, let's hope this app also includes some good coupon codes for baby supply retailers.

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SammyS2012 21

Well of course the method alone wouldn't work; I never said it did. It's just a convenient way for some women to have protected sex and have a lower chance of getting pregnant.

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