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By friskeyk14 - 04/10/2011 07:04 - United States

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Today, I showed my boyfriend a calendar, marked with the number of times we've had sex over the past month. Then followed by a calendar of the month before, which had almost triple the number of hits. I had to point out that our stats need to improve. FML
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GigaPudding_fml 24

I'm not sure if a calender and calculations works on him, but to me that just sounded like a total mood kill

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batman_516 9

I appreciate the fact that you're keeping score and wanting MORE sex, but if I was your boyfriend, I'd be a little weirded out that you're keeping score.

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Egnar 19

My ex would put a dot on her calender everytime we had sex, multiple dots for multiple times in a day. She used to refer to it all the time and count it up, I always just figured she was batshit insane.

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Ugi 26

Can't see anything to suggest you were wrong in your assessment.

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didthatreallyhap_fml 14

kind of creepy, why would you keep track of the amount of times you have had sex its like your looking at screwing as if its a 9 to 5. chill out dont be a creeper or act like its his job to screw you and maybe he will have more of a sex drive lol #thatsweird

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Btreasure 8

You young whippersnappers are so creative these days.

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grapes1414 0

Young? Your 18 still young

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schoolbumz 7

im just confused why you would keep track of that kinda thing >.

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ErinLacy 0

If I was him, I would be the one posting the FML..

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lmaoatall 6

Doesn't sound like you'll be going to the rosebowl this season op. You may consider scouting out for a new player.

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jack_tells_truth 0

You're dating him, you deserve it. Put more effort into finding a guy that finds you attractive next time, cuz obviously the current bf is losing interest

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dcg1375 7

If you make it seem like work, a chore, or something that has to be done then he won't want to have sex with you. It's good you are being honest and telling your bf your needs but you are going about it the wrong way. Sex is better when it's organic. Not "we've had sex this many times this month, we need to close out the month with this many more". There will always be ups and downs in any relationships sex life. Some weeks and months you may have more. Some you may have less.

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StuuPididiot 4

"organic" sex? lmfao, as opposed to "cultured, or synthetic" sex? maybe she represents cultured sex and syntheitic would be with a blowup doll?

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nstinson 4

This seems like it should be backwards to me

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