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By friskeyk14 - 04/10/2011 07:04 - United States

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Today, I showed my boyfriend a calendar, marked with the number of times we've had sex over the past month. Then followed by a calendar of the month before, which had almost triple the number of hits. I had to point out that our stats need to improve. FML
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GigaPudding_fml 24

I'm not sure if a calender and calculations works on him, but to me that just sounded like a total mood kill

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batman_516 9

I appreciate the fact that you're keeping score and wanting MORE sex, but if I was your boyfriend, I'd be a little weirded out that you're keeping score.

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fuzz97 23

If I was him I'd break up with you for being a demanding, whiny harpy.

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Rachel817 1

I keep track of how many times my husband and I have sex. It is helpful information when you are trying to have a baby.

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xSwag5 0

Fat uglies don't get laid by anything they want to count. That's why you don't keep score. treadmill time!

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SovietMaxx 4

If you are that much of a bitch that you make a calendar of when you have sex then complain that it is not enough while showing the calendar to your boyfriend you don't deserve to have a boyfriend.

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laceyanneman 7

Yeah I don't think the calendar method is working for you...

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Dakota1967 3

Youre an idiot. Youre saying a girl who wants more sex is a selfish bitch? Youre definately still a virgin. Go jerk off to the jonas brothers

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chokey2 5

If I were ur guy i'd leave for a while cuz that's weird

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Dakota1967 3

I like your style! I dont think you're obsessed or weird.

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v4extreme 6

See, instead of doing that, you could have been ******* him.

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