Challenge accepted

By friskeyk14 - 04/10/2011 07:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, I showed my boyfriend a calendar, marked with the number of times we've had sex over the past month. Then followed by a calendar of the month before, which had almost triple the number of hits. I had to point out that our stats need to improve. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 018
You deserved it 19 363

Same thing different taste

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I'm not sure if a calender and calculations works on him, but to me that just sounded like a total mood kill

I appreciate the fact that you're keeping score and wanting MORE sex, but if I was your boyfriend, I'd be a little weirded out that you're keeping score.

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Ok if you are 14 like your name states and you are this much of a horn dog your bf is better off. I mean really?? That's just sad, there should be more to your relationship than sex and sex that you aren't having

Mourningstar 4
lovefml987 1

With that much of a change... Maybe he's getting it somewhere else... Maybe with someone who's not creepy and writes it down .. Sorry for being harsh but think about it, one of the biggest tells of a cheater is a big drop in sex at home . Just a thought

WOW, your name wouldn't be Alex Forrest would it, or maybe you're Annie Wilkes? Do you keep seperate calenders for his bowel movements, farts, sneezes, what shirt he wears on which day of the week, etc... Keeping a calender for every month, marking down everytime you two had sex is honestly very scary. Have you boiled his pet rabbit yet? How long before you tie him to the bed and hobble him? I think you need serious help and your boyfriend needs a new city to live in....

culc16 0

Wow you could be called a bitch ( see, I didn't violate the policy)

slimmathers123 10

Just...why? You sound like a total control bitch.

queenb1621 21

Wow that is just mean... You shouldn't care about that..

YDI for keeping count. I have OCD, but that's too.. Anal..

j3ebrules 13

Oh. And if you were my g/f your stats would fall pretty damned low just about then. To "single".