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By friskeyk14 - 04/10/2011 07:04 - United States

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Today, I showed my boyfriend a calendar, marked with the number of times we've had sex over the past month. Then followed by a calendar of the month before, which had almost triple the number of hits. I had to point out that our stats need to improve. FML
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GigaPudding_fml 24

I'm not sure if a calender and calculations works on him, but to me that just sounded like a total mood kill

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batman_516 9

I appreciate the fact that you're keeping score and wanting MORE sex, but if I was your boyfriend, I'd be a little weirded out that you're keeping score.

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mikechek 3

Just make it seem like fantasy football and he'll probably be more into it

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rae_munchkin 6

You should have made a calendar of next month showing him roughly what you wanted it to look like.

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boredfishing 0

How about it just happens when it happens? You put pressure on something to happen and people lose interest

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perdix 29

Hey, you idiots, even though it's called a ******** and a hand JOB, it's not literally a JOB! I don't want to make numbers, I want to make bacon! ;)

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grapes1414 0

start marking down the days you want to ! Keep the schedule lmao ! Fill up the whole calendar

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fatraptorjesus13 9

do you think spelling words like an imbecile is cute or funny?

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ladychocolate_fml 0

stop being lazy and go jump on it ydi for not being aggressive be a woman and stop crying like a lil girl.....

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TipOfTheHat 10

I think the fact that you want "some" from your boyfriend says alot! It's one of the "keys" to a relationship. Whether you keep score or not, just make a move on him every night, spice it up if need be. More importantly ask him what he wants from your sessions and if he has any fantasies! Ask and ye shall receive!

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