Charming

By lagirl - 09/06/2009 05:27 - United States

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Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
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captainyamhamjam 0

there's nothing wrong with pubes, but if you need a machete to get through the jungle, it might be time to start shaving

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allyleigh 0

oh my gosh! thank you! you're the first guy who has said this! I don't shave down there... yet. but when I shave my bikini line it itches reeeeeally bad, so it's annoying. and if people expect me to shave down there, they better be expecting me to itch it too.

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Prawn_fml 2

Agree with #5. You shoulda answered with "What, do ten-year-olds turn you on?" or something.

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swanlee 0

Don't shave it leave it be, some guys like me prefer our women to actually look like women down there and not 7 year old girls. Nearly every girl shaves it now and every **** the girl is shaved, it is quite boring to she a girl shaved nowadays. I don't understand why men like that I am not a pedophile

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Hobokitten 0

Mow the lawn and you'll get more folks a'knockin. But seriously? At least ******* trim. Only times I don't shave my junk is when I'm on my period, and when I was 9 months pregnant. Plus sex is so much nicer when you can actually feel that shit. You get more sensitive the barer you are. Don't like razor rash? Use shaving cream, then lightly dab lotion on the bikini line every night after. Or get it waxed. And use a nice razor to, it helps really.

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clappy5 0

I'd be pretty annoyed with him. im about to have sex with you...shut the **** up. Anyway...just groom a little...

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justdesserts 0

YDI for being so hairy.

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suckerz 0

I hate shaving... waxing is the way to go... and he better trim his...

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studentwoes 2

Ugh. I hate shaving. Such a hassle to deal with the itchiness of hair growing back in. Not to mention ingrowns, etc. That being said, a good solid trimming is always a good idea. While shaving is not necessary, maintainence is.

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babybarb 0

It's not a hassle at all to remove body hair, you sooo deserve this. Disgusting.

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jncwmnd 0

the way he says it makes it sound like you have a ******* jungle in your pants >_< with that being said, I agree with him lol..i'm 8 months pregnant and still keep my grass mowed lol ^_^

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