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By minnie - 28/08/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML

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By Fartagirl - 15/10/2021 05:00

Today, I was using the restroom at school. What I thought was going to be just peeing turned into a humongous fart that echoed in the toilet bowl. Already embarrassed, I opened the door to leave. Two girls, who obviously heard, were giggling and saying, “It’s always the fat bitches.” FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:22 - United States - Union

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML

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By yogapants - 24/09/2010 20:21 - Switzerland

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

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By MrsFart - 18/08/2018 01:30

Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2014 02:34 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML

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Bathroom break

By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 02:31 - United States

Today, I had to go to the bathroom. I was in a rush, so I went into the boys bathroom. I then had diarrhea. The entire basketball team was waiting for me outside the stall. They did a slow clap for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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By Hth - 28/10/2008 00:13 - United States

Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

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By please leave... - 13/02/2013 19:33 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I have problems going when other people are there, so I waited until everyone left. Two girls noticed I was taking a long time, and started giggling and throwing notes under the door asking if I was alive. This continued for half an hour. FML

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brill 3

Saturday 29 August 2009 3:19

holy crap. that's freaking embarrassing.

djb23 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 3:20

so girls DO fart!

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liquidbunny 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 15:24

Ugh, thats horrible. I remember in high school girls used to stand guard in the bathroom to call out whoever was taking a number 2. Those horrible bitches thats what the bathroom is for I understand if someone farted like that in 1st period. But she went to the bathroom where you are SUPPOSED to fart.

dsnke1 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 16:38

haha thats hilarious if they actually did that. i would have shit in their face

Frenz 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 14:47

When I was in high school, there was a group of girls that did the same thing. They didn't have anything better to do than stand in there during breaks and make their snide remarks if someone actually used the toilet.

shuttuplily 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 16:22

Yeah, there is NOTHING worse then having digestional problems at school, or at your boyfriends house or something....

Eschen515 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 17:23

Way to have a rip off of american pie

xkitten 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 18:09

You do one little thing in high school & ppl don't let go of it. So yeah it could be a fml she'll probably be reminded of this incident all the time. aww =[

Ranoona 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 19:15

LMAO!!!!! I ACTUALLY LAUGHED AT THIS FML XD!!

hollyberry 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 19:17

it may suck now, but you laugh about it in 30 years ;)

amaneylandx3 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 21:02

ahh, the joy of high school. (:

lifeislife_fml 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 21:22

HAHA something like that happened to me before. My friend and I were in the school bathroom talking about thin hair tied back and how it makes the front of your hair look like there's bald spots. But in this case, the guys actually opened the door to see who it was. Those douchebags.