Customers and Miscellaneous: Chill out, lady

Chill out, lady

By Anonymous - 12/12/2012 15:05 - United States - Fishers

Today, while picking up a birthday cake, I was screamed at by an upset woman for getting special attention from the bakers, and that I was nothing more than an attention-hogging slut. The bakers are my co-workers and I was picking my cake up on my day off. FML

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You deserved it 1 943

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By retailshell - 28/01/2015 15:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a birthday cake, so I smiled and said I hoped whoever it was for has a happy birthday. She looked at me in disgust, told me to mind my own business, then called me a "chucklefuck bitch." Okay then. FML

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You deserved it 2 710

Pulled a sneaky on you

By blank sheep at work - 01/03/2022 09:00 - United States - Richland

Today, I found out that my work threw me a birthday party alongside my coworker’s birthday. Said coworker spread a rumor, telling everyone that I wanted each person to buy me flowers and cake. Everyone thought that I was a weirdo for asking for those things from them. I wasn't at work today. FML

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You deserved it 93

By Anonymous - 25/04/2011 22:38 - United States

Today, I was at the bakery I work at. A man came in to pick up a cake he said he ordered, but we could find neither the cake nor the order form. He yelled at me about being 'incompetent' before remembering that he had ordered the cake from a different bakery. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 118

You deserved it 2 998

Smashed

By Mr. Headshot - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should've told me she put a stick in it to support the cake. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 188

You deserved it 3 644

No fun allowed

By karmas a kunt - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at work when an elderly lady casually mentioned it was her birthday. I motioned two of my coworkers over, and we sang a little "Happy Birthday" to her over the phone. Our boss stormed in mid-song and suspended all three of us on the spot for "unprofessional behavior." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 793

You deserved it 2 915

Please leave

By bakingwomannnnnnnn - 20/11/2013 07:59 - United States - Redding

Today, I was cussed out by a customer who was unhappy, and he asked to speak with my manager. When I told him I owned the store, he said that that was the problem. Apparently women are "too flaky" to run a bakery properly. FML

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You deserved it 3 142

Party for One!

By Sam - 08/12/2017 01:30

Today, at the supermarket, I bought a cake and had my friend's name put on it. It wasn't anyone's birthday, I just wanted to feel less ashamed about buying a whole cake for myself. FML

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You deserved it 2 147

Boundaries

By Anonymous - 24/09/2023 16:00

Today, as I'm 7 months pregnant and craving sweets, I helped myself to my MIL's birthday cake a little early. The family got so angry, they actually made me leave the party. My husband agreed with them. FML

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You deserved it 2 595

By Coryj1220 - 26/03/2014 03:53 - United States - Louisville

Today, while working at Dairy Queen, a customer asked me what was so special about our ice cream cakes, and how they're different from regular cakes. I chuckled, and told her it's because they're made from ice cream. She threw a fit, which resulted in me being written up and sent home early. FML

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You deserved it 6 254

Competition

By JaneDoe - 04/04/2013 02:51 - United States - Salisbury

Today, it was my friend's birthday, so I baked him a cake complete with his name written on it in homemade frosting. After I gave it to him, his mother berated me for it, saying I should have checked with her first before making a cake for her son. He's 28. FML

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You deserved it 2 789

iBiteRoses 22

Wednesday 12 December 2012 18:50

Wow, what the hell is wrong with people these days?!

spottyblanket 8

Wednesday 12 December 2012 18:51

Well I am sure you and your co-workers had a good laugh at her expense, she is the one who looked stupid after all--not you. Though it is not nice to be called a ****.

Comments

SoylentCandycorn 10

Wednesday 12 December 2012 23:20

Remember her face, and make a little note to yourself: "The batter in her cakes always needs more bodily fluids. Always."

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 12 December 2012 23:50

Ice cream cake?? =]

maddiewoah 15

Thursday 13 December 2012 4:25

Meh.. shoulda just told her the truth. Just be like "Lady, of course I get special treatment, I work here." or some shit like that. Sorry you had to deal with a random crazy bitch, OP.

itsame0987 18

Thursday 13 December 2012 10:20

I really hope they spit in her baked goods. Fyl op.

mechanicalrivers 2

Thursday 13 December 2012 12:33

Ugh, service industry fml.... I'm a server, trust me I feel you.

Bk2012 3

Thursday 13 December 2012 13:41

Tell her that the cake was for a child that was mentally ill. See how sorry she is now >:D

blackshades 2

Thursday 13 December 2012 15:14

What a bitch. She's the attention-seeking one. Sorry you had to go through that, OP. I hope she didn't entirely ruin your day.

CosMicShelle 5

Friday 14 December 2012 1:00

I work as a checker at a grocery store and I heard a customer getting mad at my coworker because the person he was having a price check done for was an employee who just got off work. The customer said, "Why are you waiting on an employee when you should be waiting on me.. I'm a customer!" Thankfully he informed her he WAS waiting on a customer. Some people are just dumb.