Choking hazard

By notsexy - 09/05/2009 15:51 - United States

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Today, I tried for the first time putting a condom on my boyfriend using my mouth. I freaked out, swallowed, and started choking on the condom. FML
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BlackWolfVII 0

Should've practiced on a banana first. Girls. *Facepalm*

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trapiadora 0

Wow thiers some freaky people on fml. Hahahah and it sucks put you should of thought about it bettre and it sounds like you may have been nervous and stuff. But over all thier are always wierd stories like this when it comes to sex you just got to be mature enough to handle them.

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taylor17lover 0

hahahaha wow. nice one. ur not even supposed to do that

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Caz_Norfe 0

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAH

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Diligent17 4

Ok I applaud you for attempted to be sexy for your boyfriend and all. But remember safety first.

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klutzilla1275 0

this is actually ridiculous... who the eff does that? its one thing to put it on like that (stupid) but to choke on it? you must be completely special for that.

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