Birthday and Miscellaneous: Classic Mom - FML

Classic Mom

By secret - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Ashford

Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML

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You deserved it 2 303

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By Ya_I_said_it - 26/07/2016 15:31

Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 627

You deserved it 1 511

By ShitHappens2016 - 16/04/2017 18:00

Today, my mother-in-law texted to wish me a happy birthday. She spelled my name wrong and it's not my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 869

You deserved it 329

By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 23:31 - Canada

Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 568

You deserved it 2 628

The blame game

By Anonymous - 12/01/2016 14:44

Today, I'm mad at my dad for forgetting it's my birthday. He's mad at me for not reminding him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 785

You deserved it 1 910

Happy Birthday to me

By Zebra - 30/12/2020 22:58

Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 852

You deserved it 65

Danger zone

By Anonymous - 09/03/2022 10:00 - Denmark - Fredensborg

Today, my mother bitched me out for not coming to my sister's birthday tomorrow. She's 25 and lives at home, and she, my mother, and father all have Covid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 211

You deserved it 113

And I Oop

By Anonymous - 15/01/2021 23:01

Today, my mom was screaming and throwing things at me and I didn’t know why. Then I checked the date. Her birthday was yesterday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 398

You deserved it 1 305

By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, I missed a call from my mom. It's my birthday, and glad she remembered, I called back to thank her. She was surprised when I brought up going out for dinner, and asked me what the occasion was. FML

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You deserved it 2 777

You're welcome!

By birthdaygirl - 22/10/2024 09:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I called my mom to let her know I was coming home for my upcoming birthday, as I haven’t seen my parents in months. She then stated she hated my birthday because it reminded her she was getting older, and they may have preexisting plans that evening anyways. Really feeling the family love… FML

I agree, your life sucks 483

You deserved it 95

Alanis Morissette reference

By mei-ah - 12/06/2021 00:01

Today, my mom screamed at me to the point of tears, because it rained on her birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 964

You deserved it 99

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Top comments

zinoxity 23

Sunday 15 February 2015 5:37

What the? What'd she say when you corrected her? But I guess sometimes people get confused between children. My parents call my sisters by the others name sometimes.

xxNIGHTxx_fml 17

Sunday 15 February 2015 5:38

I hope you shame your mom for forgetting yours. Happy birthday, OP!

Comments

Jasim 17

Sunday 15 February 2015 5:55

How about get yourself something special, ha? Happy birthday!

lilmeeha 9

Sunday 15 February 2015 6:04

Aww, happy birthday!

Nessco 36

Sunday 15 February 2015 6:46

Maybe she meant to send the text to your sister for forgetting your birthday. Happy birthday anyway.

Louie_217 9

Sunday 15 February 2015 6:51

Hahaha omg that's messed up

photographer49 22

Sunday 15 February 2015 9:20

#15 Kind of the point of putting it on a site called FML

kingkobrastrikes 13

Sunday 15 February 2015 6:57

well that just looks bad on your mom in both areas lol

tranced_ 45

Sunday 15 February 2015 7:27

I hope your sister wished you!

Charles900 16

Sunday 15 February 2015 7:44

Your mom is the one who should be shamed for forgetting yours, OP.

xwingtwo 15

Sunday 15 February 2015 7:56

You're not twins?

joelp232 17

Sunday 15 February 2015 8:06

i have almost the exact same problem

sstahpp 33

Sunday 15 February 2015 8:17

Happy birthday :D

codytallica 38

Sunday 15 February 2015 12:35

Ditto

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Today, my husband was eating me out when he suddenly lifted up my hips and started licking my asshole. I screamed for him to stop, since it was disgusting. I don't think I can ever have sex again. I can't believe I married someone who would do that. FML

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Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML

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Today, after getting my first debit card, I spent £60 on porn online. My mum made me print off a statement at the ATM as she wanted to know where my money had gone. She saw everything and cut up my card. FML

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Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML

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You deserved it 3 012

Today, my parents wouldn't let me go to the fair because they reckon my IQ is so low, I could quite possibly choke on cotton candy and pass out confused by the hall of mirrors. FML

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You deserved it 6 608

Today, I learned that I have multiple gallstones, even though the lab report said I only had one. However, the pain is both in my left side and right side, as well as around my navel. I also have Chronic GERD and IBS. FML

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You deserved it 79

Today, I found myself trying to explain to my puppy why I'm still single. I think I just found out why. FML

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You deserved it 6 630