Classy

By Username - 07/06/2011 06:51 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML
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Fx13mz 7

I'm stealing that line from him.

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ambowew 7

Time to point to his hand and say 'no, but you're gonna be shaking it yourself tonight.'

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theConundrumm 2

"requiem for a dream" quote... be gratefull you didnt have a crowd chanting "ass to ass"

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sourgirl101 28

Was "Put It In My Mouth",by Akinyele playing as the background music? What a sweet little sugar talker you have there! Lol

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aardvarkish 16

There's more than one way to skin a cat.

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Daviddwd 0

yeah. like sucking it's dick.

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austin0023 0

give him some credit he said it in the nicest way:P

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h0neyb 0

unfortunately I've heard that myself quite too much

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monnanon 13

Well at least he is not being all coy about what he wants. He maybe thought that the moment was correct for something funny like that either that or he is a bit selfish. I dont like people who think any bit of kissing automatically leads to sex or oral sex, I actually split up with someone because of that. Every little kiss including a kiss goodbye at the door he would grab my boobs or try to open my jeans. Hopefully yr bf is not like that and this was just a kind of funny one off.

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babyschmoo 13

yeah well with that comment no one is. whether its a polite way to say it or not, sometimes girls just like to do it at certain times and usually like surprising a man. not doing stuff when he asks. also, tell him he will be sleeping alone with Jill or Rosey Palmer for a very long time.

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SteelCladAngel 0

mmmmmhm my ex used to tell me what to do in bed or tell me what he was gonna do to me.... hot hot hot too bad he expected me to 'obey' /out/ of bed.

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