Classy

By Username - 07/06/2011 06:51 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML
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Fx13mz 7

I'm stealing that line from him.

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ambowew 7

Time to point to his hand and say 'no, but you're gonna be shaking it yourself tonight.'

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Comments

Zombieslayer1 0

Well then what are you waiting for!? He knows what he wants, get on your knees and give it to him.

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RockstarRN 10

I would then say "If it wasn't so small you could suck it yourself" and leave!

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Daviddwd 0

well... what are you waiting for?

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peachezthelette 22

well it's not >.>

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lasttoknow 4

i completely agree with 45

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theznuts 2

honestly ..... I kinda look up to this dude .... lol

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Skatejock21 0

well, it's all about self control and personal choices, there really is no way of denying it.

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johnnie254 7

I used your advice 99 times before, and guess what? IM STILL A VIRGIN..

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lmaoatall 6

should have wispered back in his ear, I know, better get on it. then place your hands on the top of his head and push him down towards your privates!

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