Gross, Cars and Animals: Clever

Clever

By FMLTIMESTWO - 10/06/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML

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By andrea99 - 03/10/2010 09:35 - United States

Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML

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By Olive14 - 15/12/2010 06:15

Today, I was caring for a bird that had flown into my window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't make it, when it shit in my hand, flew into my neck, then around my living room for ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML

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By oops1234 - 16/04/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML

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By Username - 13/05/2011 08:13

Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML

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By Wellthisishawkward - 14/08/2015 22:40 - United States

Today, as I was driving, a bird swooped down, right in front of my car. I didn't have enough time to react, and so I had to listen to my wife cry the rest of the way home. She kept talking about how it bounced off the windshield and how it probably had a family. FML

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By tristaph - 01/08/2018 00:00

Today, a bird took a dump on my truck as I was driving and the wind pushed it into the keyhole. FML

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By craphanded - 19/07/2011 17:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Boise

Today, I left for my shop in the work truck at 6 a.m. I was still in the process of waking up with my windows down, on a semi-busy street, when BAM! a bird flew in the window into the cab. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2012 07:35 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I mowed over a bird while mowing the lawn. It wasn't dead, so I had to mow over it a second time to put it out of its misery. Now there are pieces of dead bird all over my lawn and I can't sleep. FML

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By anon - 01/07/2011 19:22 - United States

Today, I ran to my car and zoomed to work to avoid being late. I was in such a hurry, I forgot to close all my windows. When I got back to my car, I found a dead squirrel inside. FML

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Boweezee 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 12:45

Even dead animals deserve respect. YDI for being disrespectful, and obviously not as clever as you thought.

KwitIt 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 12:14

I'm surprised it didn't just smear dead bird all over your windshield. Gross. You got kinda lucky.

Comments

VivaLaDiva 0

Monday 15 June 2009 15:58

why?

derriduh 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 18:29

Why would OP want to touch a dead bird? Would you?? They probably had nothing in their car to wash their hands off with. That's gross OP, FYL.

antar_fml 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 3:32

what sort of fml does this make ?

Guitarist45 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 6:22

huh?????? explain yourself, then learn to write

cr1sis 0

Friday 21 August 2009 9:59

how does that work? theres no openings for it to go from your windshield to your lap

Compass 0

Friday 29 January 2010 19:55

Were you driving when you "discovered" this bird? I can't see windshield wipers causing something small and meaty to fall in an open window while stationary. If you were driving, you're really slow at noticing things.

karina_said 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 16:49

the science doesnt make sense unless you were moving at a fast speed then made a turn...but then even the weight of it...ehh.. i call this bullshit

karina_said 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 16:51

people use dead birds for witch craft/voodoo :D hahaha maybe you should be careful

Wow467 0

Monday 22 March 2010 5:35

31 I'm studying physics and if the wind wa to his window or a possible left turn could cause this, and a high speed wouldn't neccesarily cause a bounce, but I call bs cuz it's impossible with the speeds and wind involved