Gross, Cars and Animals: Clever

Clever

By FMLTIMESTWO - 10/06/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML

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By andrea99 - 03/10/2010 09:35 - United States

Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML

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By Olive14 - 15/12/2010 06:15

Today, I was caring for a bird that had flown into my window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't make it, when it shit in my hand, flew into my neck, then around my living room for ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML

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By oops1234 - 16/04/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML

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By Username - 13/05/2011 08:13

Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML

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By Wellthisishawkward - 14/08/2015 22:40 - United States

Today, as I was driving, a bird swooped down, right in front of my car. I didn't have enough time to react, and so I had to listen to my wife cry the rest of the way home. She kept talking about how it bounced off the windshield and how it probably had a family. FML

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By tristaph - 01/08/2018 00:00

Today, a bird took a dump on my truck as I was driving and the wind pushed it into the keyhole. FML

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By craphanded - 19/07/2011 17:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Boise

Today, I left for my shop in the work truck at 6 a.m. I was still in the process of waking up with my windows down, on a semi-busy street, when BAM! a bird flew in the window into the cab. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2012 07:35 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I mowed over a bird while mowing the lawn. It wasn't dead, so I had to mow over it a second time to put it out of its misery. Now there are pieces of dead bird all over my lawn and I can't sleep. FML

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By anon - 01/07/2011 19:22 - United States

Today, I ran to my car and zoomed to work to avoid being late. I was in such a hurry, I forgot to close all my windows. When I got back to my car, I found a dead squirrel inside. FML

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Boweezee 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 12:45

Even dead animals deserve respect. YDI for being disrespectful, and obviously not as clever as you thought.

KwitIt 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 12:14

I'm surprised it didn't just smear dead bird all over your windshield. Gross. You got kinda lucky.

Comments

Pandora_NoBox 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 0:39

Wow, that sucks! That's pretty gross. I think I would have cried FYL

amandax6 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 1:29

HAHAHAH WTFFFFF.

gwoka 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:35

#82 Seriously? Yep. I guess caring for animals is just some government conspiracy to earn more taxes, or something. Right? And by the way everyone, it's pretty pathetic if you're letting your cat kill your native wildlife. Its because of people like you that we're heading towards having rats and pigeons for wildlife and not much else. FML for being on a planet with ignorant arrogant idiots.

AnaDoll 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 3:10

wtff. that's so fake, how could your windshield wipers magically project a bird into your car? like backwards? and at the same time, who finds a dead bird on the windshield, walks up, gets in the car, rolls down the windows then turns on the windshield wipers? yeah, right

mattmag 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 4:02

#89, you realize that pigeons and rats are exactly what the cats are eating, right?

gwoka 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 6:45

Sorry #91, but I think you'll find cats are eating more than that. Where I live, practically no native animals are left because of stupid people and their cats. Now all they have LEFT is the rats and pigeons.

cellphone341 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 7:34

Hahahahaha. That's totally something I would do, too =(

dcard 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 8:24

#75 is right, especially about the fact that there's no way the bird could've been pushed to the side and then backwards, through the window. unless he was going incredibly fast, which is retarded coz it sounds like he found it before he started the car. doesn't make sense at all.