Close but no BJ

By nikkrissa_04 - 07/08/2009 11:17 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
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OneandOnlyOne 0

Never ever offer to do it again. If he hints that he wants one, tell him his penis isn't clean enough for your mouth. He sounds like a REAL moron!

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aback 4

But if it turns out he likes anal sex, punch him in the nuts.

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oh_mi_shizzle 0

Heyy!! Nemo person... I'm not saying my way is the right way... And am certainly not "preaching" *rolls eyes at stupidity* but I respect your opinion an I guess you don't respect mine... So grow up and stop acting like a flipping baby and immediatly backlash for no reason. I'm just saying what I feel, and if u can't deal with that get of the site... Hope you are able to get over this anger based issue you have and can stop picking on people for their beliefs...

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bexox 0

Well, you did say it was wrong to have sex before marriage. A lot of people have pre-marital sex and don't feel that it's wrong in any way.

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Polionixon 2

lol sorry but its realize it annoys me when people spell it with an s >.>

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SimpleSimon 0

Let's not have the American English versus the rest of the world's English argument, shall we? You're in a minority, most people in the world speaking English as a first or second language use standard British spellings. I don't piss and moan when Americans spell things 'wrong'. #56, that's harsh

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ChasinParkedCars 0

Haha #31 stop commenting, you're just making yourself look more like a fool with every comment you post.

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wbrycem 0

Tell him you were just kidding, his dick isn't big enough.

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Phil_Courtney 0

Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbit Gum. Hahahahahaha, that should so be a commercial :P

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zander09 0

Listerine your mouth right before blowing him. The burn will teach him a lesson and you can plead ignorance. Also, any cinnamon flavored toothpaste will do the same thing, though the burn won't be as intense. It will last longer though. Have fun! -brought to you by non-whining men, appreciative of BJs

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fearinabottle 0

lol... now thats how to teach him! ive never given one but im sure my bf would give his left nut just for me to do it once.

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ASDF1234asdf 0

Dirty mouth?! Clean it up with Orbit!

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ASDF1234asdf 0

damn, 37 got it before me.

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LOL_YDI_FYL 0

YDI FOR BEING A WOMAN.

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