Miscellaneous: Clown World

Clown World

By sweetsixteen - 22/06/2009 18:23 - United States

Today, I walked into my house to find several of my friends there for a surprise sweet sixteen party my mom was throwing for me. Everything was going great until the doorbell rang and a clown walked in. My mom hired a clown for my sweet sixteen. My friends took pictures. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 630

You deserved it 5 848

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2024 22:00 - United States - Reno

Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 77

You deserved it 1 062

By Randolph - 15/10/2012 02:24 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, a clown came over for my son's 8th birthday party. There was a moment of silence then laughter as everyone realized the clown and I were wearing the same plaid shirt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 639

You deserved it 4 949

By Suprise - 17/08/2013 04:38 - United States

Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 094

You deserved it 8 941

By lolu - 10/10/2010 21:45 - United States

Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one of my friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 736

You deserved it 6 296

Fake news!

By Anon - 28/11/2023 14:00 - Canada

Today, after I tried to plan a surprise party for my friend, and a series of miscommunications and accidental reveals, it turned it into a surprise party for myself. I walked into a room filled with people shouting, "Surprise!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 373

You deserved it 194

Anyone for cake?

By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's mom's surprise birthday party. I was sent to pick up the very expensive cake and dozens of balloons. Not only was it windy and the balloons flew away, I tripped and dropped the cake. In the driveway in front of all their family and friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 651

You deserved it 7 910

By PmS - 08/03/2009 07:16 - United States

Today, it's my birthday, and I was going over to my friend's house for dinner. When I walked in, everyone yelled, "Surprise!" and then turned on the lights. When my friend looked over at me, she said, "Wrong person guys, turn off the lights." FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 649

You deserved it 3 344

By NotRetarded - 11/04/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, I went to a friend's sweet sixteen. Since I didn't know any else at the party I was really happy when the mother told me she sat me next to someone she thought I would have a lot in common with. He ended up being mentally challenged and talked to a sock puppet the whole party. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 133

You deserved it 3 866

By Anonymous - 26/01/2010 18:55 - Canada

Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 362

You deserved it 8 722

By KmartFart - 04/10/2009 16:25 - United States

Today, I had a surprise birthday party for my mom who turned 57. About an hour into the party, I look over at my mom and she was grinding all over my best friend while holding a bottle of tequila in her hand, and a pair of leopard skin panties hanging out of her pants. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 510

You deserved it 4 089

mexicansweetie48 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:57

lol. wow get over it. have fun gosh.

NGM_47 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:59

Well at least your mom is better than most moms on this site cause it seems like she really she tried :D

Comments

RedBlueGreenDot 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 1:43

boo hoo. so your mom hired a clown to try and make you happy. get over yourself. you must be one depressing kid. or you care too much about your rep. my god.

Seti_fml 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 1:44

its like my dad always says: "if you can't embarrass your kids, you have no business having them."

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 23 June 2009 1:47

Well, I'm terrified of clowns. But your mom probably should've had a better idea of what you liked or didn't like, especially for your birthday. Or she should've at least seen Malcolm in the Middle. I feel your pain, because it sounds like it sucked, but at the same time, at least you got a freaking birthday party. A good part of us don't get one at all.

shawnarawwwrr 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 1:48

...what?!

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 23 June 2009 1:54

What to...?

Lisasimpsonfan 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 1:55

Awww you poor baby. Your mom went to all the trouble to throw a party for you and she hired a clown? I hope you punched her. Get over yourself Princess. You should be grateful that your mom cares enough to try and make you happy.

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 23 June 2009 1:56

I can't help but think the mom might have a clown fetish.

nazooer 11

Tuesday 23 June 2009 2:03

OMG YOUR LIFE IS SCREWED BEYOND ANYTHING! YOU GOT A BIRTHDAYPARTY WHEN SOME PEOPLE DONT EAT EVERYDAY!! F Y L

thabeast 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 2:12

sucks limp it off why am i 42?

NGM_47 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 2:23

cause there were more comments before you.....duh!!

milgalo 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 2:36

Well it went from 1 - 2 -8 -42. It's weird.

CyclonePsycho 1

Tuesday 23 June 2009 3:48

Wait, but there isn't a #8. UG, wtf is going on with FML?! D:

shawnarawwwrr 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 4:25

yeah..my comment was first for like 2 hours..then got traded for someone elses...fmylife is retarded i swear to god

milgalo 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 4:50

I think they're patching things up, the reply to comments thing is pretty new.

nazooer 11

Tuesday 23 June 2009 2:13

loser.

pommeblossom 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 2:13

I would have fun!

Crunchy_fml 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 2:15

That's terrible. What would be even worse is if she bought you a red Ferrari instead of that pink one you wanted. Moms are such bitches

onigiriqueen 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 5:05

Agreed. This is funny haha, not funny fml. OP is just an ungrateful wretch.

Needlestick 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 19:54

#45 and #46 I agree completely. The OP should be grateful she actually was given a party in the first place. A lot of people don't even have birthday parties, let alone have their parents put forth the time and effort to plan a party FOR them. I have never celebrated my birthday, as I see a lack of significance for it, and my parents never did anything for my birthday either. (And I don't care.) However, I am very thankful and appreciative of anything they do out of the kindness of their hearts for me. What a waste of an FML.